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1. bmbl
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   I dont have a type. If i like you, i like you
   
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2. bmbl
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   August 15, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   Im in a serious relationship with my wifi,
   i guess you can say we have a connection(;
   
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3. bmbl
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   August 13, 2012 9:55am UTC
   I hate when someone steals my idea:
   before i think of it.
   
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4. bmbl
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   Do you like me?
   Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no (:
   
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5. bmbl
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   Girl: How much do you love me?
   Boy: Well, look at the stars and count them. Thats how much i love you.
   Girl: But its morning...?
   Boy: Exactly.
   
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6. bmbl
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 2:09pm UTC
   Dear "Cool People",
   They didnt name a candy after you, did they?
   Sincerely,
   Nerds
   
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7. bmbl
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 2:06pm UTC
   Paper Cuts:
   So small, yet so evil >:0
   
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8. bmbl
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 2:03pm UTC
   You don't know something? Google it.
   You don't know someone? Facebook it.
   You don't find something? MOM!!!!!
   
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9. bmbl
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 1:00pm UTC
   Downloading....97%....98%.....99%....*downloading failed*
   KILL ME NOW -_____-
   
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10. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    That "gangtsa" feeling you get when you rap your favorite song with out messing up.
    
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11. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    Just because her eyes dont tear,
    Doesn't mean her heart cries,
    And just because she comes off strong,
    Doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.
    
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12. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Yes, i dance in my car.
    Yes, i see you staring at me.
    No, i dont care.
    
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13. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    "What dosen't kill you makes you smaller" - Mario
    
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14. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
    
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15. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Always Be Positive
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>*Trips Down Stairs*<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>Me: Wow I go down those steps fast!
    
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16. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:37am UTC
    i've always wanted to ask someone this:
    If you were a light, would i turn you on?
    
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17. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Friend: Say hi to your knee
    Me: Hi Knee!
    Friend: your just said hinee! *loling*
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    
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18. bmbl
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    There's a fine line between
    Confidence
    \\
    And Thinking Your All "That"
    
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19. bmbl
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    One Directions Song
    You're insecure
    Don't know what for
    You're turning heads when you walk through the door-or-or
    Don't need make up to cover up
    Being the way that you are is enough-ou-ou-ough
    My Reality
    Im insecure, i know what for.
    I dont turn heads when i walk through the door-or-or
    I need makeup to cover up
    because being the way i am isnt enough-ou-ou-ough
    
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20. bmbl
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    he see's you when your sleeping..................
    he knows when your awake.........................
    Is it just me, or does Santa seem like the #1 stalker?
    
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