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bluigurl

1. bluigurl
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2013 2:21pm UTC
   If I could go back in time I would probably punch my middle school self in the face.
   
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2. bluigurl
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   August 25, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   Yeahh.. Not really feeling the whole "Get Back to School Thing"...
   
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3. bluigurl
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   March 28, 2013 6:07pm UTC
   "According to Greek Mythology, humans were orginally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power Zeus split them into two separate beings, codeming them to spend their lives in search of their other halves."
   -Plato
   
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4. bluigurl
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   February 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC
   DON"T LOSE YOUR PEN
   Lost pen=no pen
   no pen=no notes
   no notes=no study
   no study=fail
   fail=no diploma
   no diploma=no work
   no work=no food
   no food=you get skinny
   you get skinny=then you get ugly
   ugly=no love
   no love=no marriage
   no marriage=no children
   no children=alone
   alone=depression
   depression=sickness
   sickness=death
   Lesson: Don't lose your pen or you will die....
   (Saw this online lol)
   
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5. bluigurl
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   February 16, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   Desmond the Moon Bear
   .............
   "How did I get here?"
   
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6. bluigurl
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   February 16, 2013 6:40pm UTC
   Live the life you love, love the life you live
   
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7. bluigurl
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   June 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Going to the beach
   Expectation Reality
   -hot guys -old guy in a speedo
   -perfect tan - sunburn.. everywhere
   - relaxing under umbrella -chasing umbrella down beach
   -make a perfect sand castle - making a mound of sand
   - getting a icecream cone -having icecream melt all over hands -going in the water to get cooled off -getting hit by a 10ft wave
   -having peace and quiet -having a annoying family sit next to you
   
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8. bluigurl
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   May 2, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   Peeta or Gale???
   Fav for Peeta comment for Gale
   
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9. bluigurl
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   May 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC
   Its all fun and games until.......
   Someone aims a rubber band at your face
   
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10. bluigurl
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    April 24, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    That special voice you use for you dog
    
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11. bluigurl
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    April 24, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Me: What would you do if someone through skittles at you and yelled "Taste the rainbow!"
    Friend: I would run them over with my car and say " Nation Wide is on your side!"
    
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12. bluigurl
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    April 19, 2012 10:39am UTC
    i think my bed is ten times more comfortable when i have to get out of it
    
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13. bluigurl
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    April 18, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Going into your basement and thinking of all the scary things you have ever seen
    
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14. bluigurl
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    April 18, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Insult #2
    Girl, I had a barbie dolls that looked more real than you
    
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15. bluigurl
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    April 15, 2012 10:18am UTC
    ABC's , Baa Baa Black sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle little star all have the same tune
    
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16. bluigurl
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    April 15, 2012 10:14am UTC
    ABC's , Baa Baa Black sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle little star all have the same tune
    
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17. bluigurl
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    April 13, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Your in your room your mom calls you to come downstairs halfway there you hear your mother in her room saying she heard that too and not to go downstairs...... who would you believe???????
    On Ifunny LOL
    
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18. bluigurl
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    April 13, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you cant get your skinny jeans off
    
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19. bluigurl
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    April 13, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Keeping the abercrombie bags because theres a sexy shirtless guy on it
    <3
    
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20. bluigurl
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    April 10, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Insult #1
    Girl, you change boyfriends like you change underwear
    
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