blueskysandarainbow's Quotes

blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Me: This quote is awesome, I'm gonna get like 1,000,000,000 likes on it!
Witty: 1 person has liked your quote
Me: -_-

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 12:29pm UTC

*Logs onto witty*
Witty: 0 notifications
Me: Damn, there must be something wrong with my computer

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 12:27pm UTC

I really wish I was one of those girls
Who strangers just look at and think
"Wow, she's beautiful"

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 12:24pm UTC

*Arguing with my mom*
Mom: Tidy your room Jodie
Me: I can't
Mom: Why not?
Me: Because, in throwing my clothes on the floor I have carefully positioned several booby traps to trip over the murderer who might come into my room
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Me: Safety first mother

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:29pm UTC

I wonder who the first ever person to begin singing in the shower was
They should be proud
Every slightly out of tune teenager like ever is following their trend

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:27pm UTC

Yes I do realise that the love of my life is dead
No need to stare.

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 1:24pm UTC

How does my sister always end up making me feel
like worthless sh*t without even trying?

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 12:03pm UTC

My boyfriend passed away on 5th October, today was his little brothers 6th birthday.
He showed me this letter he wrote:
Dear God,
All I want for my birthday is for you to open those big golden gates and let John come down from heaven for the day to come to my birthday party. It would mean the world to me and I know he is busy up there but please let him know that I really miss him so so much so please bring him home.
Richy

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:53am UTC

*Awkward situation*
Me: Gets out phone
Me: Opens notes page
Me: Fake texts so i don't have to think of something to say

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:51am UTC

*In IT at school*
Friend: Wow, you can type without looking?
Me: Yes... it's called touch typing...
Friend: Oh so does that mean you can do your work and mine at the same time then?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: No.

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:49am UTC

Me: wow thank you for blocking me on facebook, twitter, tumblr.... (one million years later)... instagram
Me: Yes I forgive you
Me: Of course we can still be best friends
Me: *Shoots death glare at the traitor*

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:45am UTC

When you walk into the wrong classroom at school
and everyone in that room just stares at you

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:43am UTC

I wish there was such thing as friendship insurance
so that each time one of my friendships breaks down
I get payed loads of money

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:40am UTC

Witty: Write something your parents would be proud of
Me: Mom, I got all A*s in my exams!
Me: Pahaha if only

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 3:56am UTC

Who on earth are all these cat people who always appear at the bottom of my screen... Is it like some kind of inside joke im missing out on?

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blueskysandarainbow
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October 26, 2013 10:39am UTC

Can this generation not think of anything to talk about apart from their crush or one direction...?

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:46pm UTC

I saw your sister today
We were just walking along a path and she saw something that reminded her of you
I think we must have sat on that bench for hours just staring in to space and crying a little and thinking of you
Oh gosh I miss you so much
Please just come back to me?

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blueskysandarainbow
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October 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Dear john, It's a week today since you passed on,I miss you so so much,Please just come back to me right now

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 3:33pm UTC

I can't even...

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Just gonna keep on making these pointless quotes
Because the wait is killing me
I have sat by the phone for hours now
And I just feel so numb
I need to f^ucking feel something
I love you so much
I can't ever imagine living a single day without you
You have helped me through so much
You are my best friend
And I love you so very much
So keep on fighting for me please

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