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enjoying the college life by studying for midterms -_- and essays! joy!

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 7:23pm UTC

Two women
have been sitting for several hours
during a seminar
One of the women turns to the other and says
"My Butt's Asleep"
The other woman whispers back
"I know I heard it snore three times"
FAVE IF YOU GET IT

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 1:07am UTC

I love you
You Love her
She loves him
He loves her
Can't you see
they were meant to be
Just like you and me<3
mine.

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 6:31pm UTC

I want the guy
who will look at me 50 years later
and say
"Even after all these years i still get
butterflies in my stomach
when you walk into the room"<3

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 9:41pm UTC

When I am complimented
or
acknowledged by someone else
My Parents argue about who I took after
and say
"she's mine"
When I make a mistake and get in trouble
They say
"she's your kid"
Fave if your parents are like this<3

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 11:42pm UTC

I'm Rubber
You're Glue
Anything you say
Will bounce off of me
and stick to you
fave if you remember this<3

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 10:10pm UTC

After an Exam...
How did you do?
I think I did pretty well...
Next day...
get the exam back...
the grade...
F
WTF!

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 12:56am UTC

Parent Over Shoulder
(P .O .S)
is what I tell my friends when I am in the middle of telling
them something and I have to stop

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 9:34pm UTC

You should be an
A c t o r
Anyone who lies that well
and makes a girl believe
that you love her
was meant for Hollywood

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 9:28pm UTC

If a Man Speaks His Mind
In the Forest and There is
No Woman to Hear Him
Is He still WRONG?
nmq.

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 9:53pm UTC

In the Presence of
my DAD and FAMILY members
My mom and I start arguing about how she doesn't let me drive alone.
Her Excuse:
When I sit next to her I still see some wrong moves
My Response:
When I sit next to you I see no right moves
Conclusion:
Ownage :)

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 1:31am UTC

T h a t A n n o y i n g M o m e n t
when you get your nails done with nice nail polish and they look perfect but the second you leave the nail salon they' re ruined

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:37pm UTC

Dicaprio never died on the Titanic!
The end scene is him going underwater.
In the beginning of I n c e p t i o n it's him waking up on the beach.
It's a MOVIE inside a MOVIE!
Mind Blown!
not my quote found it somewhere thought it was funny.

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 12:50am UTC

SOMETIMES I WONDER
how you can spend forever with one person
THEN I REALIZE
if that person is the one for you
even forever isn't enough time

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 6:35pm UTC

In the Car...
mom: do you smell that?
me:what?
mom:that gas smell
me: (smells) yeah
2 minutes later...radio playing
mom: OMG... let me turn down this radio so I can see where this smell is coming from...
me: ? oh mom...
fave if you get it :)

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 6:07pm UTC

That annoying moment
when everything on the radio
is a commercial

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 5:58pm UTC

I h e a r d that
if
You think of someone before you fall asleep
that person ends up having dreams about you..
H e m u s t d r e a m t o f m e a l o t

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 5:48pm UTC

I f I D r e a m
about random people I don't know
I w o n d e r
if random people dream of me...

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 12:25am UTC

Changing the Channel
when
something embarassing
is about to happen
to the main character
in the
M O V I E

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 1:39am UTC

Girls Are Like Apples
the B E S T ones are at the top of the trees.
The boys don't want to reach for the GOOD ones
B E C A U S E
they are afraid of falling
and getting hurt.
I N S T E A D
they just get the ROTTEN apples that are on the ground that aren't as good
but easy.
So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them,
when, in REALITY, they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
the one who's BRAVE enough to climb all the way
the top of the tree...”
not mine thought it was cute and true.

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bluediamond93
posted a quote
January 19, 2010 10:38pm UTC

He's my
[o.b.s.e.s.s.i.o.n.]

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