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posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:44pm UTC

" THIS IS HALLOWEEN EVERYONE MAKE
A SCREAM ! " LALALALALALALALA , WHO IS THE GULE HIDING UNDER UR BED IM AM THE WIND WISPERING IN THE SHAWDOWS !!!

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March 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC

SISSY ( me ) : " hiya "
dude on street ( hobo ) : " WHAT ! "
sissy : " well..just sayin hi "
sissy tries to walk away but hobo grabs my foot and pulls me over
hobo : " u got money ? "
sissy : " i guess ? "
sissy shrugs and tries to walk away
hobo pulls her foot bacc
sissy : " WTF DO U WANT ! "
hobo pulls sissy closer and whispers : " I want ur blood "
SISSY : " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP HELP ! THIS MAN IS SYCO ! HES CRAZY ! "
SISSY screams and runs away .
TRUE STORY ----- im sissy btw :)

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March 26, 2012 7:49pm UTC

LESTEN UP ! U CNT BE GANGSTA ! , u just know tht ur gangsta dnt say ur gangsa cuz then ur tryin to hard . SEEMS LIKE NOONE KNOWS WHAT SWAG IS ANYMORE! LIKE WTF , ORANGE SHOES AND BLONDE HAIR ISNT SWAG NETHIER IS KANYE WEST ! LMAO , thinkin ur swga by sayin SWAG lmao , or sayin " DAT" lmao , smfh

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March 26, 2012 7:47pm UTC

I SAW THIS CUTE GUY RIGHT AND HE BECAME MY FRIEND . NERDY AND EMO JUST LIKE ME , THEN NEXT THING U KNOW HE DONT GIV A SHID ABOU ME ANY MORE HE THINKS HES " GANGSTA" AND ALL THT , HE RLLY A SWEET EMO NERDY DUDE . I WISH HE WAS HIM AGAIN ....
U KNOW ITS SAD WEN SOMTHING VERY IMPORTANT TO U GETS TAKEN AWAY LIKE A LEAVE FELL OFF A ROSE PEDDLE .
I CRIED LIKE FOREVER I JUST DNT UNDERSTAND I GUESS.....
HES NOT HIM
IF UR A GUY AND UR LIKE THIS DUDE .... DNT CHANGE URSELF ! PLEASE DNT....
U MAKE THE CLOSE'S FRIENDS AROUND U UPSET AND CONFUSED
TRUE STORY ...........

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March 26, 2012 7:39pm UTC

( me ) sissy : " you seem cute for ur age ! "
kid : " well i am 7 . "
sissy : " ur hotty with the swimmers body i bet ! "
kid : " mabey ? "
sissy : " so... "
sissy tries to kiss the kid
kid shrugs and goes for the lips then....the kid sees ice cream and screams in sissy's face and runs wild.
sissy : " I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMTHIN ! COME BACC ! "
kid : " AHHHHHHH ! U SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM , ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM !!! "
THTS MY STORY :) jk , not rlly real ...

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posted a quote
March 26, 2012 12:02am UTC

ROMEO AND JULIET IS A WHOLE LIE . .....
5 yrs later romeo and juliet
Juliet : " U CAME HOME LATE ! as usaul "
juliet picks up baby and rocks to sleep , wipin her forhead and glareing at romeo
ROMEO : " SOME PRINCESS U ARE ! ugh , i married u cuz u had money never thought i had to have a kid with u and lesten to ur complaining "
JULIET : " HOW DARE U ! MY MONEY IS GONE IN THE BANK TAKE IT AND LEAVE ! "
ROMEO : " I SPENT THE MONEY ! IWAS WAITING FOR MORE I SPENT IT ON ARE HONNEY MOON FOR NEW HAIR GELL "
thts the real story for them , never rlly fell in love . thought u should know the truth :)

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posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:58pm UTC

SON : " MOM SISSY GOT ATE BYE A DEMON ! "
MOM : " ur sissy is sleeping and so should u ! "
son : " BUT MOM ! "
son goes to bed hearing sissy geting eatin
...............................................
NEXT DAY !
Mom cries
son at fueneral with mom looking at the cofin
son : " told u so "
mom hushes him.
son " Sooo can i have sissy's room ? "
MOM : " UR SISTER IS DEAD AND ALL U CARE ABOUT IS GETING HER ROOM ! "
Son : " kinda "

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posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:51pm UTC

WHEN UR A LONER , U FEEL DESPRATE AND HURT....on the other hand WHEN UR NOT A LONER U FEEL Over-excited about ur new gf/bf and u cnt wait to get married . btw : im non of these ._.

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March 25, 2012 11:49pm UTC

WHEN YOUR ALONE IN THE DARK ..... DNT LIGHT A CANDLE THT JUST PROVE UR SCARED OF THE DARK !

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