Diary Of A
Eminem Obsessed Girl(:
Dear My Eminem Diary,
Today didn't go too well. I guess my Dad stopped by my room
and saw the 100 Eminem pillows on my bed that my friend
secretly gave me for my birthday and the 100 pictures of
Eminem that I printed off of my Eminem laptop. I entered
the front door of my house talking to my best friend on my
phone (with an Eminem cover) about how Eminem should
be on our $1 bills.My Dad said we were going to an
"Obsession Illness" doctor, so I tossed my Eminem backpack
in my room, and snatched my I Love Eminem customized
hat. The doctor told my Dad that I have Obsessive Eminem
Disorder and that it will wear off in 20 years. My Dad
just shook his head and took me to buy a tent. He wanted
to get me a blue one, but I wanted the Eminem one. So here
I am, sitting on my Eminem sleeping bag, wearing my Eminem
pajamas, in my Eminem tent, writing in you, my
Eminem diary, with my Eminem pen. Sweet Eminem dreams!
Love,
♥ Eminem's NUMBER ONE FAN!!(: