if you look close enough to the world around you you might find someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find themself. Sometimes it seems like you are the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, unsatisfied, barely getting by. But that feeling is a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it another day, someone or something will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes. We need someone to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there. And that someone will find you.
Friend: I suck at drawing but I can draw a pretty decent stick figure. Other Friend: Did you just say you could draw a pregnant stick figure? Me: ..... HAHAHAHAHA Friend: .... No xD I said I can draw a *pretty decent* stick figure Other Friend: Oh... ahahaha... that makes more sense Friend: How would you even draw a pregnant stick figure? Me: You make her stomach a bubble. Other Friend: Wouldn't that just make it a fat stick figure? Me: You could draw a foot imprint on the bubble... Then we burst out laughing True story I love my friends xD
Sister tackles me and grabs my hand Me: .....Why are you holding my hand? Sister: Me: Sister: Because. You must believe in the power of friendship. O.O Me: Sister: Me: Whaaaat? Sister: I don't know. I saw it on a Netflix commerical. True story
Ordering snickers cheesecake at a restaurant Mom: You know there are peanuts in that, right? Me: Mom: Me: Gee a snickers cheesecake with peanuts in it?! What is the world coming to... Mom: Me: Mom: No need for the attitude... I was just making sure you knew what you were ordering... Me: Trust me, mom. I know my snickers. True story
i SAW THIS GUY COMING OUT OF A TOY STORE with A SPIKEY GREEN MOHAWK tattoos AND PIERCINGS. AS he was crossing the street he said to his little girl in front of him "Do you want to die?! look both ways before crossing the street!" ♥ twopairsofshades made this format, not me.
Coming home from shopping Little Sister: Where were you? Me: Meijer Little Sister: How'd you get there?? Me: -.- Oh, I flew there on my magical pink unicorn. Little Sister: :O YOU HAVE TO GET ME ONE TOO. Me: Seriously....?