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lozza821
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August 11, 2012 10:08pm UTC

1D: I'm lying naked on the floor.
Me: My name is the floor.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
Me: I'm waiting.

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lozza821
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July 29, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16 male
Stranger: looking for female
You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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lozza821
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July 28, 2012 4:50pm UTC

I remember when the 'M' in MTV
stood for
Music, and not Maternity.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lozza821
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July 27, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Peeta: Where am I.. What happened?
Katniss: You're in the hospital, Peeta. You're fine.
Peeta: Why am I in the hospital?
Katniss: Because you have a concussion, Peeta.
Peeta: Why?
Katniss: Because Gale punched your head really hard.
Peeta: But WHY?
Katniss: Because you were singing 'Peeta And I Know It' again.

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lozza821
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:12am UTC

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
fire away, fire away
ricochet, you take your aim
fire away, fire away
you shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium
you shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lozza821
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Hey you
You're beautiful. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Don't let boysthink they've got the better of you, love life, because, you only live once. ♥

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lozza821
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Why am i so afraid to lose you
when you are not even mine?

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lozza821
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 2:40pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you want to laugh in a serious situation.

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lozza821
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Be honest.
If people could hear what you're thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.

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lozza821
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 10:54pm UTC

I hate it when
I dont forward a chain letter and the next morning i die.

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lozza821
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 9:28am UTC

If i ever meet 1D,
Im going to hug Niall first.

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lozza821
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April 13, 2012 1:34pm UTC

While Louis and Liam went surfing the other day, Niall went to the zoo by himself.

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lozza821
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 11:54am UTC

Niall: So you bake?
Peeta: Yeah.
Niall: Cakes and bread and stuff?
Peeta: And pizza.
Niall: Move aside, Katniss. This boy's mine.
Peeta: Finally, someone who appreciates my skills.

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lozza821
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:33pm UTC

Don't like me?
Take a seat with the rest of the b í t c h e s waiting for me to give a s h í t .

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lozza821
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Go insane, go insane
Throw some glitter
Make it rain.

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lozza821
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May 28, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Today was
'What i want to be when i grow up' day.
A young girl, Not much older than 6, dressed up as a doctor.
She said she was going to be a cancer doctor that finds a cure for cancer.
Why? So that no other mummy has to die.
This girl gives me hope.
Givesmehope.com

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lozza821
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May 30, 2012 12:50pm UTC

She's such a whoré.
I bet she's naked under those clothes.
tumblr

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lozza821
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May 31, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Friend: Omgomgomg, my mums cousins sisters daughters sons daughers step dads sisters grandmas uncles sisters daughers boyfriends mums daughter knows one direction! I'm so going to meet them!
Me: lolno.

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