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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC

If a cop
Ever pulls you over
And says, “papers”.
Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

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xjuicygirlx
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 1:56am UTC

.
When I study for something,
I open the textbook for 4.5 seconds, read
3 words, and continue wittying. :)

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Mooeymooey
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 9:30am UTC

Dear Guy-On-The-Dance-Floor 'Raising the Roof',
You're noit raising your chances of getting laid...

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xjuicygirlx
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 11:00pm UTC

When a girl doesn't want to get thrown in a pool,
it means:
A. She doesn't want to get wet.
B. She straightened her hair today.
or
C. She's on her period and if she gets thrown
in she will jump right out and kill you. :)

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xjuicygirlx
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 11:19pm UTC

No offense History,
but nobody gives a flying fladoodle about the
French Revolution, kay? ♥

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OctoberDiving
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 10:24am UTC

Random Poll:
FAV if youre from America
COMMENT if your from a different country with the name!

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BornToDance97
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

I love those boys who,
Say "I dont get a hug?" As they walk towards you with open arms wide open
after you walk away♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ixxlovexxunicorns
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:09pm UTC

guys, i'm dating my bestfriend
and it's everything
i thought it would be
1.24.12♥
ixxlovexxunicorns' format

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Converse143
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Rainbow Unicorns!

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andreakatelyn
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:09pm UTC

In Elizabeathan times
Biting your thumb
is just as bad as
sticking up the middle finger now

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rosalindaarosee21
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC

When Your Ex Says
"You'll never find someone like me"
Reply With;
Thats The Point

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Abbi521
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Since boys
don't have periods, I wish they got kicked in the balls four days a week to see the pain we go through.

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mariss1313
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Boy: (playing xbox)
Girl: (sitting on her boyfriend bed pouting)
Boy: Whats wrong babe?
Girl: Oh nothing...
Boy: (turns off xbox)
Girl: (starts to smile) why did you stop?
Boy: Because babe....I wanna play playstation.
Girl: -___-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BarbieYaThatsMe
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Saying Hi! to strangers
cuz you're that cool
and you feel like you can be as crazy and weird as you want cuz you'll never see them again
:) Story.Of.My.Life

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Snooshi
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Convo With My Dad
Me: How does it feel like to have such an awesome kid?
Dad: I don't know, ask your grandparents...
BOOOM!
Got dissed by my
DAD!

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blackrosesaretheprettiest
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Why do we grow up thinking that a prince will come and wisk us away on a white horse?
Well I found someone but hes not a prince
He is clumsy
He is weird
He is lovable
He is not perfect, just like me
He is funny
He is kind
He respects me
And thats all I could ever ask for <3

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tay717
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 8:23am UTC

I'm the kind of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared,
But scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster DX

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xNessx
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 8:37am UTC

click to see this quote

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xNessx
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 8:41am UTC

lazy fact #5437385012
you were too lazy to read that number.
old quote

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