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Mooeymooey

1. Mooeymooey
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 7:31pm UTC
   Fave if have read
   The Hunger Games
   and loved it!
   <3
   
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2. Mooeymooey
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   I have a dig bick.
   You that read wrong.
   The awkward when you read that wrong too.
   To make it more awkward, you added "moment" to the sentence above.
   GOTCHA.
   
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3. Mooeymooey
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   March 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   I can't believe the police man put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun.
   
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4. Mooeymooey
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   March 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   I'm so thankful for the voice inside my head,
   That reads this quote for me..
   
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5. Mooeymooey
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   March 1, 2012 7:38pm UTC
   Suicide;
   A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
   
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6. Mooeymooey
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 9:37am UTC
   Finding something to eat:
   1. Open your cabinet.
   2. Seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling.
   3. Forcing the cabinet door closed, so the next person who opens it can deal with it.
   
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7. Mooeymooey
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   February 10, 2012 9:31am UTC
   I could probably stand a chance on American Idol...
   if I could bring my shower on stage.
   
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8. Mooeymooey
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   February 8, 2012 9:46am UTC
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9. Mooeymooey
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   February 8, 2012 9:42am UTC
   The day I stop loving you
   is the day that Timmy Turner turns 11...
   
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10. Mooeymooey
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 9:30am UTC
    Dear Guy-On-The-Dance-Floor 'Raising the Roof',
    You're noit raising your chances of getting laid...
    
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11. Mooeymooey
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    January 27, 2012 9:47am UTC
    Your first love may be the sweetest...
    •••
    but your first cut is surely the deepest.
    
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12. Mooeymooey
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    January 27, 2012 9:44am UTC
    3 things a girl wants in a relationship;
    eyes that won't cry,
    lips that won't lie,
    and love that won't die.
    
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13. Mooeymooey
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    January 27, 2012 9:19am UTC
    I'm with da Shepsta at school and she equals cool.
    
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14. Mooeymooey
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:17am UTC
    Why is there a show called, "When animals attack"?
    It should be called, "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
    
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15. Mooeymooey
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    November 26, 2011 10:15am UTC
    I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to be any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
    
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16. Mooeymooey
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    November 26, 2011 10:11am UTC
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17. Mooeymooey
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    November 26, 2011 10:08am UTC
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18. Mooeymooey
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    November 26, 2011 10:06am UTC
    I changed all of my passwords to 'incorrect'.
    So my computer just tells me when I forget.
    
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19. Mooeymooey
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:03am UTC
    I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them saying, "You're next".
    
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20. Mooeymooey
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    November 26, 2011 10:01am UTC
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