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blackpeaches27

1. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2010 11:44pm UTC
   CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE COMMENTS I JUST LIKED
   THIS ISN'T A JOKE I REALLY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE COMMENTS I LIKED
   PLEASE HELP!
   
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2. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2010 11:27pm UTC
   How do I look at the qoutes I liked?
   I really don't know how to get to it
   Please help
   
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3. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2010 4:52pm UTC
   Do you look at the glass
   half full,
   or half empty?
   
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4. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2010 7:28pm UTC
   Me and my friend were playing Monopoly and she said if only miracles happened all the time, and I realized miracles don't happen all the time but when miracles do come they are there for a reason
   
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5. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 7:05pm UTC
   Has anybody ever had a dream of being someplace, but then you realize its impossible for you to be there and you realize your dreaming and you can do whatever you want?
   
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6. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 6:51pm UTC
   Sometimes my mom tells me to do something and she sometimes has to say it twice then after that she always says this "when i was a little kid my parents always said
   We cook it you eat it
   We buy it you wear it
   We clean it you put it away
   We say bed time you say good night
   We say get off the phone you hang up
   We say NO you don't ask why
   BECAUSE WERE THE PARENTS!
   
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7. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 5:39pm UTC
   Doesn't anybody love it when a fish is swimming back and forth and minding there own business and that cat climbs lays down next to it and you can see this cat's eyes also going back and forth thinking "why can't i just eat the dang thing already it's laughing at me! If only those humans could just take the cap off and leave for about two minutes"
   
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8. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2010 5:27pm UTC
   I am not afraid of tomorrow
   For I have seen today
   And experienced yesterday
   
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9. blackpeaches27
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2010 9:15pm UTC
   Things brake everyday:
   glasses,
   promises,
   nails, deals,
   potato chips,
   records and a
   lot more, but
   one thing
   that will
   never
   break
   IS MY FRIENDSHIP
   
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10. blackpeaches27
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    Girls are
    like apples on
    trees. The best one's
    are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to reach
    for the good ones because they
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy. So the apples at the top think
    something is wrong with them, when in
    reality, they're amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right boy to
    come along, the one who's
    brave enough to
    climb all
    the way
    to the top
    of the tree
    
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11. blackpeaches27
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 6:20pm UTC
    Me: Want to take the stupid test?
    Friend: Whatever
    Me: What color is the sky?
    Friend: Blue
    Me: What color is the grass?
    Friend: Green
    Me: What color is dirt?
    Friend: Brown
    Me: What is the first question I asked you?
    Friend: What color is the sky?
    Me: No! Did you forget I asked you if you wanted to take the stupid test?
    
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12. blackpeaches27
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    i love when someone calls me a b**ch
    A b**ch is a female dog
    A female dog barks
    Bark is on a tree
    Tree is part of nature
    Nature is beautiful
    Thanks for calling me beautiful :)
    
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13. blackpeaches27
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    Got an issue?
    Use a tissue!
    
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14. blackpeaches27
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    August 9, 2010 5:37pm UTC
    A fire truck passed by my camp and my friend starts screaming look! look! there goes an ambulance with a ladder on top. How strange?
    
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15. blackpeaches27
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    August 9, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    I showed my friend a picture of a lightning bolt, and she asked me if I got hit by it!
    
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16. blackpeaches27
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 10:22am UTC
    i didn't fall I attacked the floor
    
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