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bl0ndil0cks

Status: 18 days until CHRISTMAS (Oh my god!!!!!!!!)

Member Since: 29 Jul 2012 12:06pm

Last Seen: 17 Dec 2012 10:40am

Birthday: August 24

Location: In one of those Aero Mint Chocolate bubbles.

Gender: F

user id: 321279

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Santa: "Ho, ho, ho!"

Me to this whoore: "See, even santa
knows you're on that 'Naughty' list!

Hey, i'm Parker, this thirteen year old chick who lives in the chavvy part of England. I like to write these really batshiit crazy quotes and write these wack a doodle stories about happy-sappy relationships and stuff. I have these siblings that kick my ass- and they're all under the age of 6.
Lol, okay, i'm going.

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bl0ndil0cks
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:27pm UTC

I honestly can think of someone falling asleep thinking of me.
But I don't think they will be good thoughts. Maybe things like "She's so ugly" or "Repulsive"
But if it's not something along those lines,
I just can't imagine it.

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bl0ndil0cks
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:33am UTC

Welcome to Britain
Where the sun is just a newspaper

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bl0ndil0cks
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:45am UTC

I feel sorry for the people who
Who have to go back to school in August.

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bl0ndil0cks
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:23pm UTC

your words, dont mean a thing,
i'm not listening, keep talkin' all i know is..
Mamma told me not to waste my life, she said spread your wings, my little butterfly
-Little Mix - Wings

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bl0ndil0cks
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 10:44am UTC

I need funny ideas for some youtube videos.
Help?

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bl0ndil0cks
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC

We don't even have to try,
It's always a Good Time

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