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  1. bikerdude19979 bikerdude19979
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Loving you is like trying to touch the stars, I know I can never reach you, but I can't help but try

  2. xoxlive2dancexox xoxlive2dancexox
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    ONLY GUYS CAN HIGHLIGHT THIS!!!!!.....
    NOW FAV. IF YOU HIGHLIGHTED THIS JUST TO SEE WHAT IT SAID!
    Mine<3

  3. Dancerbabexoxo Dancerbabexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    those corny posters
    on the classroom
    walls :)

  4. Dancerbabexoxo Dancerbabexoxo
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    I hate it when
    my seatbelt decides to randomly lock and i can't move.
    notmine credit to never_forget


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. luvs2write luvs2write
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 8:46am UTC
    MY GOAL
    Hey Wittiers! If you would like to help me reach my goal, please fave this!
    My goal is to get at least 100 faves.
    Please help me and I promise I'll try to follow you and fave your quotes, too!
    ~Thanks~

  7. movies4life movies4life
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Google
    | i se |
    i see stars
    i set my friends on fire
    i see stars lyrics
    i set my friends on fire lyrics
    i see you lyrics
    i see gb
    i see you
    i sell the dead
    i see what you did there
    i see through ny
    google search I'm feeling lucky

  8. Mystic Mystic
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:07am UTC
    "Dude, She just called you Irish!"
    "Oh Hell no, hold my potato"
    (don't get offended I just found it funny)

  9. PeaceOutt__ PeaceOutt__
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:08am UTC
    IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GOING TO DIE!
    Despicable Me ♥
    not my format

  10. GoOgLe13 GoOgLe13
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:08am UTC
    MICHAEL JACKSON
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    not mine

  11. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:10am UTC
    ♥ YouYoDONTYOU HATE
    making a good quote and then realizing your spelled something wrong
    i
    ♥ YouYou

  12. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:11am UTC
    ♥ YouYoDONTYOU HATE
    that moment when you sit down and your thighs look huge !
    i
    ♥ YouYou or is it just me?

  13. mylifenotyours mylifenotyours
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:11am UTC
    I was straightening my hair in the bathroom yesterday and my niece was sitting on the floor.
    She suddenly started crying and I rushed down to her and asked what was wrong.
    She grabbed my hair and said,
    "It's... dead."
    And started crying harder.
    Made.My.Day.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:25am UTC
    "Do you want to share that with the whole class?"
    No, that's why I whispered it...
    mine*

  17. DoesItCount_ DoesItCount_
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:31am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Cescabbyx3 Cescabbyx3
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:31am UTC
    Remember the days
    when someone was like "i'm cool"
    you're comeback was always:
    YEAH, you're really cool!
    Constipated.
    Overrated.
    Out of style.
    Loser.
    and it was the biggest insult ever.

  19. chachacha101 chachacha101
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:34am UTC
    When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?
    ..Human?

  20. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:34am UTC
    That akward moment when you realize your best friends pet snail only liked you for the cookie in your pocket.....

:)

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