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bieberfever1540

1. bieberfever1540
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   That sad moment
   When you found out the guy on the Hollister bag has a girlfriend
   
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2. bieberfever1540
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   September 28, 2011 3:34pm UTC
   I want to see my own funeral. I want to see who will be crying, and who will be there. But more than anything, I just want to see who cares.
   
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3. bieberfever1540
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 3:34pm UTC
   I want to see my own funeral. I want to see who will be crying, and who will be there. But more than anything, I just want to see who cares.
   
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4. bieberfever1540
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2011 3:34pm UTC
   I want to see my own funeral. I want to see who will be crying, and who will be there. But more than anything, I just want to see who cares.
   
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5. bieberfever1540
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   September 10, 2011 1:21pm UTC
   That awkwardmoment...
   when you ' re about to hug someone as sexy as hell. But you hit the mirror
   
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6. bieberfever1540
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   September 7, 2011 6:53am UTC
   That awkward moment when you're sitting in the cinema and a human giraffe sits in front of you..
   
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7. bieberfever1540
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   September 7, 2011 6:48am UTC
   Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You think This will Rhyme, But it Wont
   
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8. bieberfever1540
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 6:42am UTC
   Fave if you ever pushed a door that said pull
   
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9. bieberfever1540
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   September 7, 2011 6:37am UTC
   Dear face wash commercials, No one smiles while washing their face. Sincerely, soapy mouth
   
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10. bieberfever1540
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    September 7, 2011 6:31am UTC
    Saying random numbers when someone is counting to make them lose count.
    J
    
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11. bieberfever1540
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    September 7, 2011 6:27am UTC
    I never knew words could hurt until.......
    SOMEONE THREW A DICTIONARY AT ME!
    
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12. bieberfever1540
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    September 7, 2011 4:37am UTC
    Fave if you can find "husband" akfsjafasnajkfsnafklaskjslasJUSTINBIEBERasfnaskljfnakljfasnefrjiahjtk'
    ♥
    
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13. bieberfever1540
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    September 6, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Dear postman...
    How does your dog react when you get home?
    Sincerely, curious
    
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14. bieberfever1540
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    If hugs were minutes I send you hours
    If smiles were waves I'd send you the sea
    If love were a person I'd send you me
    ♥
    
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15. bieberfever1540
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    September 6, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Waiter:
    'Would You Like A Table?'
    You-:
    ‘No , I'll just eat on the floor’
    
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16. bieberfever1540
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    When life is dull...
    and the world is not on your side...
    I say..well...
    wtf I am off to Narnia
    
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17. bieberfever1540
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    September 6, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
    
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18. bieberfever1540
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    September 6, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    when you make eye contact with a cute dude
    ◕.◕
    
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19. bieberfever1540
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    September 6, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    I saw something that reminded me of you, but don't worry
    I flushed the toilet and washed my hands
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20. bieberfever1540
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    I don't need chocolates
    I'm sweet enough
    ♥
    
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