dear douche-bagg::
the only reason witty-girls like your status is because we think
we have a chance with you.
but really, theres 500 of us following you,,
and you most likely already have a GIRLFRIEND!
and you dont like any of us.
and everyone thinks youre so hot,
but actually, youre kind of butt-ugly.
so take my advice,
while you can.
and leave.
like this if you agree,
comment if you know who im talking about.