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bethann

1. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 3:10pm UTC
   GIRL:DO YOU LIKE ME
   BOY:NO
   GIRL: :(
   BOY:YOU NEVER SAID DO I LOVE YOU
   GIRL:DO YOU LOVE ME
   BOT:NO
   
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2. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:53pm UTC
   think about it! sometimes you say to your kids i will always remember this day but when you get old and your kid goes do you rember the day when... and they go which day and then your kid spends hours and hours explaining it but at the end of all that blabber they go NO.
   
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3. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:45pm UTC
   For the men out there do you alwways say ladies first or ladies firts pretty ladies sooner.
   
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4. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:40pm UTC
   They always tell you they will always love you in relationships but when they dump you do you think they actually ment it when they said it.
   
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5. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:35pm UTC
   Having one kid makes you a parent having two makes you a referee
   
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6. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   Flying is learning how to throw yourself to the ground and miss.
   
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7. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
   
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8. bethann
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   October 20, 2011 2:15pm UTC
   Why when you tell them there pretty they denie iit but when you tell them the ugly they fall out with you.
   
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