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Jandrews
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July 1, 2011 9:19pm UTC

I'm not drunk, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow.

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UnWritten~*
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July 1, 2011 11:25am UTC

When quys qet jealous
Its kinda cute(;
When qurls qet jealous
World war III is about to start.

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xoalicecullenxo
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July 1, 2011 5:03pm UTC

Sometimes I Feel
()) as useless as a white crayon ))>

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carlee32
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July 1, 2011 11:38am UTC

FBI, OPEN THE DOOR
...
naah, it's cooler when you break in

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OhxHeyxItsxLydia
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July 1, 2011 1:57pm UTC

"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Yes you were! when i tried taking the bottle away from you you screamed
SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

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holmesmi
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 7:14pm UTC

Ms. Benson: When temperatures
are high, the elderly start to die!
Spencer: That's a creepy rhyme!
gotta love iCarly.

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xxLifeIsASongSoSingItxx
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 7:04pm UTC

Dear Santa, You watch them sleep too? Glad to know I'm not the only one. :) Sincerely, Edward Cu l le nnmf/nmq.

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bre_woof
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 1:56pm UTC

i don't smile
because i hate my teeth.
i wear hoodies
because i'm uncomfortable with my body.
i listen to music
so i can just escape.
i laugh
at the wrong times.
i eat
because i'm hungry.
i cry
because i'm hurt.
i hate taking pictures
because i'm ugly compared to my friends.
i wear my bangs in my face
because i have pimples.
i don't hang out
because i'm ashamed of myself.
i don't talk to certain people
because they've put me down.
maybe if you understood why i do the things i do;
you would quit asking.
not my format

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Mikay30
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:51am UTC

Isn't it funny how in movies when someone gets shot in the arm, they start to walk with a limp?

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LOVEYOU24
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 2:44pm UTC

I grew up thinking Tweety Bird was a girl...I was wrong.

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babeigotchaa
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 11:03am UTC

Always listen to your heart
because even though it's on
your left side, it's always right.
-the notebook

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brookeewing
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 12:23pm UTC

fav this,
if you know someone who has or had cancer.♥
not my format.

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izzybeLLa_127
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 6:41am UTC

when i wake up
in the morning
and stretch
i make
baby dinosaur
sounds..
♥
fb

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Ebony1999
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 7:00am UTC

the awkward moment you
go in your closet looking for
Narnia and you find the door
to Monsters Inc instead

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Meeofcourse
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 8:26am UTC

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you threw my hamster across the room and shouted "GO PIKACHU!".
nmq

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OhxHeyxItsxLydia
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 8:43am UTC

When Someone calls your house phone and asks "Where are you?" its like "Awh ya know,chillin' in the club with my house phone."

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smilesXO
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 8:49am UTC

THE EPIC DAY WHEN WE FINALLY FIND OUT;
"who let the dogs out?"
"what would you do for a klondike bar?"
"how many licks does it take to get to the center
of a tootsie roll pop?"

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OhxHeyxItsxLydia
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 8:53am UTC

"Hug me brotha!"
LIKE IF YOU JUST SAID THAT IN DRAKE OR JOSH'S VOICE

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graceexo
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 8:59am UTC

LET'S WATCH A SCARY MOVIE!
several hours later...
'urmm walk me to the bathroom?
♥

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