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Why can't I just go back to being 5, when boys still had cooties and we were too young to know how to lie?
 
  1. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Remember When
    It was easy to say what was on your mind because we were to young to be pervs or twist it around and you're parents always knew just what to say without freaking out? Yeah, those were the good times.

  2. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Remember When
    we were 5 and boys still had cooties, we were too young to know how to lie and nobody cared how you looked?
    Yeah, those were the good times.

  3. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 4:59pm UTC
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  4. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 10:36pm UTC
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Help someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been at a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    ...been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Written over a 15 page essay
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

  5. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 7:41pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    See that boy over there? That's my Christmas wish.

  6. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    Bruno Mars' got it right-
    girl you're amazing, just the way you are

  7. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 7:31pm UTC
    Dear Mother,
    Just because I'm talking a guy and we're friends, does N-O-T mean that we're dating. Please stop trying to be funny.
    Sincerely,
    Your Daughter

  8. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    Dear Mother and Dad,
    Please stop assuming something is wrong every single time I drop a box or when I'm not happy doing my chores.
    Please and Thank you,
    Your Child

  9. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 10:31pm UTC
    Don’t Hit Kids
    No Seriously, They Have Guns Now.

  10. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 5:29pm UTC
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  11. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 10:52pm UTC
    ♥♥ I Love you ♥♥
    More than nerds love math class...

  12. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    Honey, why are you dancin in the rain?
    It doesnt prove anything...

  13. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 7:42pm UTC
    REALLY?
    You shouldn't have to tell someone to ♥ your quote.

  14. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 8:48pm UTC
    Luv him o yes i do
    he's for ME not for You and if by
    Chance u Take MY PLACE
    I'll take my Fist and
    SMASH
    you're face.

  15. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:31pm UTC
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  16. bestdaynever bestdaynever
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    It's
    I LOVE YOU,
    not ily, i♥u or luv ya.
    If you mean it dont be
    lazy.

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