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  1. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 8:49am UTC
    If I ever have my own family, I'm going to make them say "Grace" before every mealnot because i'm religiousbut that's my name say my name, b/tch

  2. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:57am UTC
    It isn't April Fools' Day anymore, How I Met Your Mother creators It's time to release the real finale This joke isn't funny anymorepls guys

  3. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 6:15pm UTC
    "I've got issues, I've got scars
    And the colours just like yours
    I was broken right from the start
    I'm no different than you are
    I'm not perfect, I'm perfectly flawed
    And my scratches don't hurt much at all
    But just like you, I've got issues"

  4. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    #albuM5
    Maroon 5's fifth album.
    I feel like they've been waiting their
    entire career for this moment.
    I'm so excited.
    asdfghjkl;

  5. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 12:06am UTC
    if you're thinking
    about drinking
    any kind of alcoh/l excessively,
    to the point where you're a raging drunk,
    please don't.
    and if you do,
    please don't be near me.
    and if you are,
    please refrain from speaking.
    and if you do,
    actually no.
    Just don't.
    Don't.

  6. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 12:03am UTC
    I hate to be rude,
    but you're really f/cking
    annoying please stfu
    thank you

  7. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 11:21pm UTC
    Being an adult is the lamest
    thing I've ever done in my life.
    0/10
    would not suggest

  8. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    So, the finale of How I Met Your Mother.
    how about no

  9. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    Me: *tries to like a page I already liked on Facebook*

  10. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 8:55pm UTC
    I made plans
    to hang out with
    a friend today.
    But she never showed up.
    I was actually really glad
    as I didn't really want to hang out.
    #ThankGodForCancelledPlans

  11. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 12:36am UTC
    Today is my absolute
    favourite person's birthday.
    Happy birthday, Adam Levine.
    Thanks for being amazing
    and making me happier just
    by simply existing.
    ♥ I love you ♥

  12. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 11:49pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you have a crush
    on Draco Malfoy
    because of FanFics
    you've been reading.
    erm, yeahh..

  13. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 9:50am UTC
    I can actually feel people getting sick of me. Friends. Family. Everyone forced to know me.

  14. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 3:10am UTC
    I don't get why people still
    make references to me being short.
    When it happens, I'm like
    "OH MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM SHORT. HOLY SH/T. THIS IS LIFE CHANGING INFORMATION. I HAVE BEEN LIVING MY LIFE AS IF I WERE 6'1 INSTEAD OF 5'1. BUT NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH. THANK-YOU SO MUCH FOR ENLIGHTENING ME, SIR."

  15. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 1:54am UTC
    Today is 2/22
    222
    Happy Maroon 5 day, everyone.

  16. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    I would like to wish
    a very happy birthday
    to the amazing Rihanna.
    ♥♥♥

  17. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    In honour of it being Valentine's Day, and
    since I don't have any chocolate,
    I'm just going to eat a few
    spoonfuls of Nutella.

  18. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    If I die tonight
    it's probably because
    I watched the music video
    of "Can't Remember to Forget You"
    by Shakira and Rihanna.

  19. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:33am UTC
    "This is my legacy, legacy, eh
    This my legacy, legacy, eh
    There's no guarantee
    It's not up to me
    You can only see
    This is my legacy, legacy
    Legacy, legacy"

  20. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:28am UTC
    "I must be allergic to failure
    'Cause every time I come close to it
    I just sneeze
    But I just go atchoo
    Then achieve"

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