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  1. emingtonn emingtonn
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Me: Dad, a bird just flew into my windsheild!
    Dad: It must have seen the driver and wanted to kill himself.
    Me: Oh...
    not joking and nmf

  2. emingtonn emingtonn
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I write my child a letter everyday,
    I love you whoever you would have been..
    xoxo, Mommy

  3. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    One day you're gunna want her;
    That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it.The girl that you should be with, but she realized she deserved so much more.

  4. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:42am UTC
    “I love you. I am who I am because of you.
    You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had,
    and no matter what happens to us in the future,
    everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.
    I will always be yours. ”

  5. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:06am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#7
    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

  6. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#6
    You have 206 bones in your body.. You wanna have one more?

  7. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    DREAM,
    even if it breaks your h e a r t..

  8. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#5
    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  9. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#4
    You're a 9, & I'm that 1 you need!

  10. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 11:23am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#3
    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special!

  11. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#1
    You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
    ::Fave if you think I should start a series.

  12. emmadegerstedt emmadegerstedt
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:27am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Cheesy Pick up Lines#2
    Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet..

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