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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  2. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 4:56am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. fabulousflair331 fabulousflair331
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 6:45am UTC
    Theawkwardmomentwhen...
    People start to say Hitlar died on May 1st 1945 when he really didnt...
    o__O

  4. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    what doesn't kill me
    only makes me stronger.
    not my format

  5. xilovecupcakes xilovecupcakes
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 12:30am UTC
    "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life."
    -John Lennon

  6. XxiloveyouxXforeverxX XxiloveyouxXforeverxX
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 2:42am UTC
    To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
    E. E Cummings


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  8. toothymonster toothymonster
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    jpthtsme
    is the ugliest girl on wittyprofiles...
    -~-


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  10. Justagirlwhowantstodie Justagirlwhowantstodie
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 3:14am UTC
    Fav if you like at least one of these:
    Super Junior, Justin Bieber, My Chemical Romance, Rihanna, Jonas Brothers, Bruno Mars, Beast, 4minute, Taylor Swift, Eminem, Katy Perry, Paramore,
    chocolate chips :)

  11. xosoccerchicxo xosoccerchicxo
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Did you know..?
    When you snap your fingers
    the sound is created from
    your middle finger hitting your palm--- not your thumb
    Fav if you just snapped(;

  12. Shea10195 Shea10195
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    T
    The next time someone texts you back"K" say:
    K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the "K" stands for kidding? So i guess your reply is kidding. Or K as in potassium. Do you need some special K breakfast? Can i knock you out and feed you to some hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.
    notmine
    K


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  15. izzy123x izzy123x
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 7:31am UTC
    schools teach it wrong.
    it doesn't take a man & a women to make a baby
    it takes a man & a women .... and god.
    so no baby is a mistake.


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  17. DRAKExISxLIFE DRAKExISxLIFE
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    Dear All Witty Girls…
    Go to this Website immediately!
    www.hereswhatyouare.com
    Favorite if it made you smile<3

  18. boomboomlove boomboomlove
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU.
    No, I'm not talking about some guy.
    Guess what? I'm talking about you.
    That girl behind the computer screen.
    That girl that sometimes thinks she's
    not good enough. That she's not pretty
    enough, or smart enough, or funny
    enough for anyone. The girl who has
    doubts, the girl who isn't sure of herself.
    I'm here to tell you. You're dead wrong.
    You are beautiful and smart and hilarious
    and any boy and any friend would be
    the luckiest person in the world to have
    you. So don't drown yourself in a pool
    of makeup or wear the tightest clothes
    everyday just because you're insecure.
    There's no reason to be insecure.
    Because you are amazing.
    And don't you forget it. :)

  19. stronger stronger
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    ----> The Truth about
    "Hi's, Bye's and Lol's."
    hi: i'm always bored talking to you // something's wrong.
    hii: i'm acting like i'm interested.
    hiiii!: i'm excited to talk to you.
    hey: i'm original.
    heyy: i'm happy.
    heey: i'm acting cool.
    bye: i'm glad you're leaving.
    byee: i'm going to miss you.
    bii: i'm going to annoy you.
    lol: i've got nothing else to say.
    lolz: i'm not really laughing.
    LMFAO: i'm laughing.
    LMFAAAAO: i can't stop laughing.

  20. Squeezel Squeezel
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 6:44am UTC
    ▌▌
    ◄◄
    Turn back in time where you used to sit 4 hours watching
    the Rugrats. Where you wouldn’t ever leave your house without your
    nano baby, and when Blues Clues was actually challenging. Rewind
    back to the times when your favorite shows were Doug, Ren& Stimpy,
    Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, and Rocko’s modern
    Life. When youwatched re-runs of TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters,
    Dinosaurs,and Boy MeetsWorld. When you remember reading every
    series ofGoosebumps, or in that case, remember listening to your mom
    read them as she grew bored and bored and as you grew more excited
    as to what would happen next. When bringing plastic cartoon lunch
    boxes to school was pretty much cool, and saying “NOT,” after every
    sentence was the way to talk. When every argument was settled by
    rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, or daddy had a
    donkey inky binky bonky. When cops and robbers was a daily activity, and
    when hide and go seek was put to pause only when it was snack time. The
    days when we used to actually obey our parents and when the radio was
    all we depended on for music. When you knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger,
    and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. When you
    always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . .
    but never taped anything funny…so you gave up. When the Magic
    School Bus made you think that school buses could fly, and when yo-yos
    made you popular. When getting married meant buying your crush
    a Ring Pop, and blabbing some random words behind the dumpster.
    When reading that little paper in the fortune cookie meant everything
    to you because it predicted your life. The days when you could tell furbie
    all your little secrets and expect him to talk back, and when Beanie
    Babies were the talk of the class. When you got creeped out by "Are You
    Afraid of the Dark?" And when you knew the Macarena by heart.
    When you lied to your parents to bring you to McDonalds because you
    were starving, when really, you wanted to play in the play place. When
    gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing, and when checking
    out drawing books and "Rainbow Fish" from the library was the cool thing to do.
    Before we realized all this would eventually disappear we didn’t bother to think
    of how good things were.
    i just made it pretty.

:)

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