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October 15, 2013 8:23am UTC

"I realized I'm the crazy cat guy when if I wouldn't talk to someone for a while they'd ask "how are you?" then "how are your cats?" and I'm like "that's not normal." -- Dave Franco

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beebessey
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October 10, 2013 7:37am UTC

3 years today Danny. R.I.P.

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October 9, 2013 6:55am UTC

You know I'm not the type to break promises, I don't want to hurt you but I need to breathe.

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beebessey
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October 8, 2013 7:46am UTC

So much can happen in a month. And I'm terrified.

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October 7, 2013 8:31pm UTC

If you could only see the way she loves me, then maybe you would understand, why I feel this way about our love, and what I must do. If you could only see how blue those eyes can be when she say, when she says she loves me.

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beebessey
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October 6, 2013 1:11pm UTC

BOY SURVEY
What color is his hair?: Blonde/brown
Cute smile: yes
Braces: nope
Glasses: no
Abs: yep :)
Height: Like 5'11
How did you meet him: sat behind me on the bus when we were younger then 2 of his older brothers married my cousins
How long have you known him: 13 years
Does he play any sports: no
Can he play the guitar: no
What about any other music instrument: nope
Do you guys ever text: when one of us needs something
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Plain white tee, jeans and his air jordans
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: white tee shirt with purple "fox" symbol, dark jeans and his superman boxers...
Least favorite thing: His bright green/yellow sweatshirt.
Do your friends know that you like him: some do
Do your parents know him?: Yeah... :/
Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: no, they'd hurt him.
Do you know him properly?: yes really well.
Have you met his parents: grew up with them in my "family"
What would you do if he saw your witty: say "those quotes are about you."

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beebessey
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October 4, 2013 12:16pm UTC

I tried to think back to where it all went wrong, then I remember its when I first saw you and thought you could be the one.

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beebessey
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October 3, 2013 9:56pm UTC

When William joined the army he instantly disliked the phrase "Fire at Will."

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beebessey
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October 3, 2013 9:51pm UTC

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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October 3, 2013 8:52pm UTC

So I finally got the guts to email this guy I like on facebook, and he was emailing me back and then I told my friend about not knowing what to say to him, so she went on his profile and posted "so my friend couldn't figure out what to say to you so I told her to ask whipped cream or chocolate syrup, but she was too shy so I'm asking." and then tagged me in the comments. I posted a comment "time to delete my facebook." Then she deleted the comment so I deleted my comment and he logged offline. Now I'm really sad.

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beebessey
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September 27, 2013 11:32am UTC

I'm pretty sure I had an actual heart attack last night when I typed in wittyprofiles.com and the screen said "error 404 address not found."

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September 20, 2013 12:28am UTC

My aunt told me there's a job open for me at her work. I was excited at first, then I realized I would be working with 2 girls who's boyfriends both asked me to sleep with them on the same night, and the 1 girl who knows about it that I wish didn't know about it. Is it too early to call in sick?

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beebessey
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September 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Suggestions for Halloween outfits please?

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beebessey
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September 18, 2013 8:49pm UTC

"I've been drinking to forget all my life, I think its finally starting to work."

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beebessey
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September 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC

This is the last time you tell me I've got it wrong, This is the last time I say it's been you all along, This is the last time I let you in my door, This is the last time, I won't hurt you anymore.

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beebessey
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September 17, 2013 12:24am UTC

Me: if I don't see some work done on those books by Christmas, and I mean some decent work, your playstation will meet my bat. Good motivation?
Brian: jesus Buttery Fat that is some decent motivation... I am now afraid of my younger sister.
Me: hahahaha Jesus Buttery Fat? And you should have always been afraid of me.

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beebessey
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September 12, 2013 2:10pm UTC

So drink til you can't think, and pretend I'm what you choose, cause I can't stop.

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beebessey
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September 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC

I believe in happy endings, I just don't believe that everyone gets one.

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beebessey
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September 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I live in a town where you can pretty much get arrested just for being part of my family.

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beebessey
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September 10, 2013 12:40pm UTC

I brought it all up, got it all out
What is it worth, to both of us now
It's off my chest, but never off my mind.
Two drinks in, keep that hurt,
You feel bad, and I feel worse
I swear it's the last the last time every time.

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