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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:34am UTC
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  2. MotionlessDreams MotionlessDreams
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Imagine if the last film you watched,
    was going to happen to you in real life.
    How screwed are you?
    NMQ

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    /( . ) ( . )\ ( ( . ) ( . ) ) | ( . ) |
    Patrick Squidward Plankton
    | . | | . | | ( . ) ( . ) |
    Mr. Krabs Spongbob
    Not gonna lie,
    the first time I saw this quote,
    I thought they were boobs.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:18am UTC
    on Wednesdays, we wear pink.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:23am UTC
    maybe everyone is actually
    really unhappy,
    but most people don't
    TELL ANYONE
    SO EVERYONE THINKS
    THAT THEY ARE ALONE

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:27am UTC
    i like you
    more than I like nutella, and that
    SAYS A LOT.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:33am UTC
    "OMGZ my makeup looks so good, don't you think?"
    no. no it does not. you look like a scary clown hooker.
    "yeah, it looks fine, not too much at all."

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    "Don't feel stupid
    if you don't like what everyone else
    pretends to love."
    - Emma Watson ***

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    The worst battle:
    what I know
    vs.
    how I feel

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    my brain:
    Oooh, he's cute!
    *awkward mode activated*

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    i feel like my two best friends
    are still best friends with each other, just not with me.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:20am UTC
    How to get newspaper-print nailpolish.
    (this is really easy & I wanted to share).
    you need nailpolish, newspaper, & rubbing alcohol/vodka
    (water also works for this, but not as well.)
    step one:
    paint your nails in a light color like white, pale pink etc.
    wait for it to dry.
    step two:
    dip your nail in the alcohol for 5-10 secs.
    step three:
    press the newspaper onto your nail. hold for 10 secs.
    step four:
    pull the newspaper off - your polish now has writing on it.
    then wait for it to dry & paint a clear top coat over.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:02am UTC
    Okay, firstly, I am not a directioner.
    But I know that many of you are, so I decided to share this with you.
    My friend Kaylee was up in Auckland, New Zealand, 'cause she lives there.
    She was flying to Wellington for a short holiday.
    Her family boarded the plane, and were sitting in their seats.
    Then guess which 5 guys came on to the plane and sat right in front of them?
    Yup. You guessed it.
    They got to sit less than a few feet away from One Direction.
    Apparently the guys were really nice, funny, and talked to everyone.
    Just thought all you fans would like to know that (;
    she called me when she got off the plane, and she was like,
    "OMGZZZZZ ONE DIRECTION WAS THERRRRRE!"
    and I was like... hmm, you know that half the girls on Witty
    would kill to be you, right?

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:32am UTC
    it's really weird how,
    day to day,'
    you don't see a change in yourself.
    but then you look back & see
    that you are an entirely different person.
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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:35am UTC
    sweetie, you are so much better
    than that blade in your hand. I p r o m i s e .

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    you might think I'm
    b.u.l.l.e.t.p.r.o.o.f
    (BUT I'M NOT)

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    I hate it when people "k" me
    and then don't understand why I stop replying.
    tumblr

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    when you hit your hip/elbow on the edge of a table
    and it feels like someone has freaking shot you.

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    my science teacher: "so, at this velocity there is only one direction that the object can--"
    all the other girls: "EEEEEP 1D 1D OMGGGG LOUIS LIAM NIALL ZAYN HARRYYYY OMGOMG ohemgeeeeeee!"
    the boys: "..."
    me: "..."
    the teacher: "..."

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    & you'll come away
    with a great little story, of a mess of a dreamer
    ||||||||||||||||with the nerve to adore you ♥

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