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auubree
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May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
nmq

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katberndt1
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April 27, 2012 11:41am UTC

I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me, you're one of them.

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natalieeeroseee
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Girls fuc.k with guysjust as much, if not more than guys do with girls.

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Janelle24
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April 29, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Do you know
the muffin man?<3
format credit goes to LoversGonnaLove

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mynamemypass
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 1:08pm UTC

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[♥]If you could read this. :D

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the_An0nym0usXD
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April 27, 2012 11:40pm UTC

RULE OF ALGEBRA:IF IT SEEMS EASY, YOU'RE PROBABLYDOING IT WRONG.

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whoknew11
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:31am UTC

Today is Prom :D
It's supposed to rain today.
I am on my period.
I'm wearing a white dress.
SOMEONE PRAY FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!!!

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bubbleheart*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I'll yell "OWW" before I even know if i'm hurt..
Just incase. ♥

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Soccersmith13
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April 27, 2012 10:19pm UTC

am i the only person who has 50+ shirts but only wears 7 of them and then complains
I have nothing to wear?

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BUGSY
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April 28, 2012 10:32pm UTC

After reading this you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize the second "the"

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berrol456
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Fav if you think...
NIALL HORAN is B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L.
<3

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chessgamesandwatermelons
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
LOL JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST JOKE
*Writes joke down*
*Wakes up next morning*
GOTTA FIND THAT JOKE
*Glares at paper*
It says:
I am a hammer.
nmq

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sama_sky
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April 21, 2012 4:06am UTC

format by sandrasaurus
hey i just met you
and this is crazy... but you look a lot like my future husband, so marry me maybe? ♥

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collapse*
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Dare
I
Eat
This?

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Chloepatra*
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 11:23pm UTC

Start a new fashion,
wear your heart on your sleave

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC

hi, i didn't mean to interupt your scrolling,
but i think you're absolutley beautiful.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gabyp333
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Maybe if I shut my eyes tight and block everything out, I can pretend that I'm not here, imagine my life is normal, and swear this was all a nightmare, because I wish it never happened.

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Superman13
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 7:40pm UTC

What you gonna do?
I'm in love with you
This may be the last chance
That I get to love you
#Maroon5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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