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  1. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 12:27am UTC
    COMMENT
    And i will rate your profile picture.
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  2. LiveLoveSmilexo LiveLoveSmilexo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    That Mexican Little Girl,
    who saves the day by picking both soft & hard tacos

  3. ireallylovehim123 ireallylovehim123
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    If you at least have ;;
    some food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, & a place to sleep,
    you are richer than 75% of the world.
    ----
    If you have money in the bank, your wallet, & some spare change,
    you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
    ----
    If you woke up this morning with more health than illness,
    you are more blessed than
    the million people who will not survive this week.
    ----
    If you have never experienced the danger of
    battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation,
    you are luckier than 500 million people alive & suffering.
    ----
    & if you can read this message,
    you are more fortunate than
    3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
    \\\\\ _ the least you can do is be thankful. ♥

  4. jloverx3 jloverx3
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    i waited 30 minutes
    »for my flat iron to heat up«
    then i realized. it wasn't on.

  5. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    "You're so pretty"
    Oh, that must be why I don't have a boyfriend.
    nmf

  6. ijustneedaplacetovent ijustneedaplacetovent
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    I need a witty best friend
    any one\\\\ interested ////
    Leave a comment if you are ♥

  7. within7lives within7lives
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    An Ugly personality ruins
    a pretty face.
    fave if you thought of a b*tch you know.

  8. Lovee_Pinkk4390 Lovee_Pinkk4390
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    I wanna write
    "I miss you"
    on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
    notmine

  9. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    men are like fine wine
    They all start out as grapes and you have to stomp on
    them and keep them in the dark until they finally mature
    into something you'd like to have dinner with.

  10. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    fav if..
    you're still going trick or treating this year. comment your age... :)

  11. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Oh hi, I'm a ugly quote. Your probably not gonna fave me cause I'm not beautiful.
    This is how society is. -_____-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Boys should come
    with a warning
    lable.
    CAUTION:
    I will flirt with you,
    text you 24/7,
    lead you on,tell you that
    I love you,then I'll ignore you,
    flirt with other girls,break your heart,
    and
    never talk to you again.♥

  14. Kelsey* Kelsey*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Our School Banned
    Us from hugging people in the 8th grade. Click the [♥] if you think thats wrong.
    notmine

  15. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  16. galaxycheerforever3 galaxycheerforever3
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Favv and ill write somethin nice on
    your page!!! :)
    (I'm really bored)
    Peace♥:)

  17. bgilli48 bgilli48
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Leaning with
    your controler when playing a video game as if it would help

  19. JBieberSwag JBieberSwag
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 4:17pm UTC
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    That awkward moment when
    A GPS tells a gay dude to go straight.
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    *nnmf

  20. emilyy32211 emilyy32211
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    Witty need's an APP!♥
    lets see how many fav's we can get to get Steve to realize we want an app.!!!
    Please fav. i want the app withour witty i dont know what i would do.

:)

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