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Hi, My name is brianna. I love qoutes. But im not very good with colors so that's why most of my qoqutes are black and white lol :/ o well. You can change the colors how ever you like
  1. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to

  2. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2008 6:24am UTC
    HYPERCHICK1oI CAN'T BELEIVE YOUR SAYING THAT FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL ARE HARDER THAN CHEERELEADING BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING AT YOU AND TACKLING YOU. WHEN YOU PUSH SOMEBODY IN BASKETBALL IT'S CALLED A FOUL!!! FOOTBALL PLAYERS WEAR ABOUT A KAJILLION PADS. CHEERLEADERRS WHERE SKIRTS AND SHIRTS! TRY DOING THE STUNTS WE DO. IF YOU DROP A GIRL FROM 30 FEET IN THE AIR SHE COULD DIE!!! IM SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THAT CHEERLEADING IS SOOOOO EASY! WELL ITS NOT. WE DON'T WHERE PADS. AND WE DO HAVE TO RUN CONDITION AND EVERY TIME WE MESS UP WE DO GET YELLED AT BY OUR COACHES AND HAVE TO DO 50 PUSHUPS. SO STOP TRYINA FLAUNTT URSELF AND SAY THAT YOUR SO GREAT BECASUE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL. JUST TRY CHEERING!

  3. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2008 10:43am UTC
    When Life gives you lemons...Make Grape Juice...Then sit back and...Let the world wonder how you did it :)

  4. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2008 4:20pm UTC
    Friends as you why your crying...Best Friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry<3

  5. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2008 4:19pm UTC
    OMG!The rains...wet

  6. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2008 4:18pm UTC
    No Girl . . . . Should have to cry for real love <3

  7. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2008 4:17pm UTC
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    July 13, 2008 4:13pm UTC
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  9. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:56am UTC
    Beauty Gets Attention. Personality Gets The Heart.

  10. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:56am UTC
    In order to be irreplaceable, one must be different.-Coco Chanel

  11. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:55am UTC
    If your lucky enough to be different from everybody else, don't change it.- Taylor Swift

  12. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:54am UTC
    A Girl Worth Kissing Is Not Easily Kissed.

  13. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:54am UTC
    Don't cry for a guy.Let a guy cry for you.Cause girls give and forgive.And guys get and forget.

  14. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:53am UTC
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  15. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:52am UTC
    When Other Little Girls Wanted To Be B A L L E T D A N C E R S I Wanted To Be A V A M P I R E

  16. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:50am UTC
    Hate Is Easy. Love Takes Courage.

  17. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:49am UTC
    The best kind of kiss...Is the un-expected,Un-planned ones,That come naturally,Like in the middle,Of a sentence a a a a a a a a a

  18. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:46am UTC
    The Mind Forgets.But the Heart Remembers a

  19. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:45am UTC
    What is Sexy? Sexy is standing in the rain as you push me up against the hood of your car, tearing my shirt and kissing me with no intent to stop a a a a a a a a a

  20. beachboundblonde95 beachboundblonde95
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2008 6:39am UTC
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