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  1. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:07am UTC
    Girls are like apples on
    trees.
    The best ones are at the top of the tree. The
    boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient & the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday.

  2. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    DARE
    to be different.

  3. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    It's only embarrassing if you care what people think.

  4. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    Don’t flatter yourself, sweetheart.
    The only fan you have is on the ceiling.

  5. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    I’ve decided to forgive and forget.
    Forgive myself for being awfully stupid
    and
    forget that you ever existed.

  6. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    What’s better;
    a lie that draws a smile
    or
    truth that draws a tear.

  7. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    There's no next time.
    It's now or never.

  8. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    The biggest challenge in life is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else.

  9. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you call your teacher mom by accident.

  10. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Next time you're bored,
    go on YouTube and look up "me singing" You either laugh til you pee or get jealous.

  11. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:04am UTC
    SOCEITY
    ruins the beautiful things.

  12. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Everyone has that one friend that doesn't understand that when you repeat inside jokes every 5 seconds it's no longer funny.

  13. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    When you do something epic and you try to do it again to show your friends and you can't and you're like "wait, wait! I can do it!"

  14. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Sometimes you need to runway
    just to see who will come after you.

  15. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    You know you have friends when the
    teacher calls on you when you're
    not paying attention and like 10
    kids whisper the answer.

  16. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles.

  17. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Don't do it if you know you'll regret it.
    Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  18. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    I swear Taylor Swift MUST stalk me.

  19. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    Thank you. Thank you very much. You are the inspiration for my witty quotes.
    Your meanness didnt totally go to waste.....

  20. bball33 bball33
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Shake off those haters.
    They want to be you.

:)

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