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bananaman

1. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 7:26am UTC
   Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
   
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2. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 7:57am UTC
   Dear William and Kate,
   If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
   Sincerely, curious
   
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3. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 5:08am UTC
   ? why do all guys I think are Mr Right turn into Mr left ?
   
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4. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2011 4:03am UTC
   Dear "pretty girl",
   I don't think it counts if 90% of your beauty can come off with a Kleenex.
   Sincerely, girl with natural beauty.
   
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5. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 6:25am UTC
   Dear England,
   now who's full of convicts?
   Yours sincerely, Australia <3
   
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6. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 5:48am UTC
   LOVE
   is like being under water
   not able to breathe
   yet somehow . . .
   your still alive
   <3
   
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7. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 5:30am UTC
   i always used to get scared and jump when the airplane toilet flushes sooo loud :s
   just me ?
   
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8. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 6:04am UTC
   why is it called common sense ?
   seems to me logic is quite a rarity :p
   
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9. bananaman
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 2:11am UTC
   When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile
   
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10. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    If Everyone Is Unique, Does That Mean We Are All The Same?
    
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11. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:30am UTC
    If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing at all yet you still noticed it and though it wasn't worth noticing - i have noticed - you're still reading it hahaha :D
    <3 fave if you just wasted time and read it <3
    
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12. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    While I’m wide awake she has no trouble sleeping
    Cause when a heart breaks, it don’t break even
    What am I supposed to do, when the best part of me was always you?
    And what am I supposed to say when I’m all choked up and you’re okay??
    I’m falling to pieces </3
    
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13. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 6:47am UTC
    more things are interesting than boring
    yet somehow ..
    i spend more time bored than interested :P
    <3 if you agree
    
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14. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 6:42am UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    some poems rhyme
    this one doesn't
    
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15. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 4:12am UTC
    It's not that I didn't care
    It's that I didn't know
    It's not what I didn't feel,
    It's what I didn't show <3
    
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16. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 4:03am UTC
    "have a nice day"
    don't tell me what to do!! -.-
    
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17. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:00am UTC
    I cant die .. not because I'm invincible .. but, I would run to the end of the Earth .. and back before I go .. Because I cant die ...
    without seeing you && saying i love you one last time <3
    
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18. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 1:48am UTC
    I <3 my hoodie
    but
    I <3 <3 <3 to be in his hoodie
    
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19. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    okay witty really needs a "random" category
    fave if you agree <3
    
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20. bananaman
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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