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thebombbb
posted a quote
November 23, 2010 9:36pm UTC

Sandy: I like karate!
Spongebob: I like kar-ah-tay!
Mr Krabs: I like mon-e-ay!
Squidward: I hate all of you.

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averageemily23
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 7:29pm UTC

today,
was my first day of school. I went into one of the bathroom stalls, and on the back of the door there was a note that said "Just in case it's 'That Time Of The Month'" above there was a little basket filled with Hershey's mini chocolates.
MLIA.

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x0stephaniiieee
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 3:38pm UTC

Dear Customers,
Yes, we are making fun of you in Chinese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies.

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mcskittles828
posted a quote
November 19, 2010 11:04pm UTC

Dear Black Ops,
He's just going to play with you.
Then forget about you when a new game comes along.
welcome to our world.
Love,
the girls

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GingeNinja456
posted a quote
November 24, 2010 2:57pm UTC

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN
_ E L E V A T O R _
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Scream occasionally then act natural.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
*not mine, credit to whoever

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doodeedoo123
posted a quote
September 25, 2010 12:48pm UTC

Like a good neighbor,
state farm is there;
WITH TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!
Mhm. I wish.
not my format. my quote. fave pleease? :)) <33

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brookiecookie75
posted a quote
July 18, 2010 6:35pm UTC

One of the hardest things in
life is watching the person
you love...
love someone else:(

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ladadaloozer
posted a quote
July 18, 2010 11:18am UTC

You just
(:
Lost
The Game
DisasterLayouts format.
Everyone knows the game(:
Clickk the [♥]

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wthspeakup
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 7:08am UTC

got a call from the cops today saying my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I said, "that's impossible, my dog doesn't have a bike!"
and hung up the phone.

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MiiMily
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 7:42am UTC

Hey! You! Yeah, you,looking at the screen!
Smile.
You're beautiful ♥

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ilyx1x23
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 8:14am UTC

Breakin down and coming undone
It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
And I never knew I could feel that much
&thats the way I loved you

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ilyx1x23
posted a quote
July 19, 2010 8:19am UTC

&I'm not jealous, no I'm not
I just want everything she's got
you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when
you used to look at me that way

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ahhhhily
posted a quote
April 6, 2010 8:14pm UTC

red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
To make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
Shawdows - <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px gray;">
sorrrry..needed itt.(:

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secrets_x3
posted a quote
June 11, 2010 4:26pm UTC

Just wanted to save this (:
black backround : <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer : <div style="line-height: 10px;">
text squished together : <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
FONTS
Rage Italic LET
<span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
segoe script
<span style="font-family: 'segoe script';">
segoe print
<span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
Mistral
<span style="font-family: Mistral;">
papyrus
<span style="font-family: Papyrus;">
Vladimir Script
<span style="font-family: Vladimir Script;">
french script
<span style="font-family: French Script MT;">
Cambria
<span style="font-family: cambria;">
SHADOWS
Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
FADES:
http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
OTHER:
☠ ☮ ☯ ♥ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ♪ ♩
♫ ♬ ✦ ✧ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ❝ ❞

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DearMadeline
posted a quote
July 4, 2010 10:18pm UTC

SHADOWS:
Copy and paste code into "Source"
and then
type in the words that you want after the code.
Hopes it works for you guys(:
Hot Pink Shadows:<span
style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff0066;">
Coral Pink Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px
#ff3333;">
Orange Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ff6600;">
Yellow Shadows:<span
style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
Gold Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #ffcc00;">
Lime Green Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px
limegreen;">
Bright Green Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #00ff00;">
Cyan Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px cyan;">
Sky Blue Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px
#0099ff;">
Torquoise Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px
#006666;">
Lavender Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px
#333ccc;">
Purple Shadows:<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #9900ff;">
Dark Purple Shadows:<span
style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px #330066;">
srry just had to save this.. criedit to whoever. (:

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csdscassie08
posted a quote
January 11, 2009 7:33pm UTC

smile
----» its in style.
didnt no wat to put it under.

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XRetroxMonsterX
posted a quote
April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC

red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
To make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
Shadows
Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

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amy5xx
posted a quote
August 7, 2009 11:02am UTC

To make a dotted border....
<div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
To make a hot pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a black backround...
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a solid border....
<div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
to make a dashed border....
<div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
to make a medium blue backround....
<div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
</span></span></span></div>
to make a light pink backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a red backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a yellow backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a light blue backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
to make a purple backround....
<div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
paste this in the source. peacee

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brun3tt3xthtsxmee
posted a quote
July 21, 2009 10:09pm UTC

Dear Jacob,
I win.
Sincerely, Edward
Dear Edward,
I'm sleeping with your
daughter tonight.
Haha, Jacob
haha. not mine, saw it on iconator.

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 22, 2009 4:39pm UTC

Abortion
6 weeks old today mommy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
Through one day I will see
Where are we mommy
With rain splashing down
When it hits the sidewalk
It makes a funny sound
Bang through the big white doors
People dressed in green
If they hurt you mommy
Just run away and scream
Help me mommy
They’re tearing me apart
There goes my big blue eyes
There goes my little heart
I love you mommy believe me I do
But the worst thing is
I thought you loved me too.
*fave if agaisnt abortion .=[

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