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Abbi521
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC

I swear Lady Gaga
just puts glue on her
self and rolls around
on random things.
another j.e² format

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伤*
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May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Yesterday
Harry fell down on stage
and hurt his wrist
(OneDirection)

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 23, 2012 2:38pm UTC

If I woke up next to you
every morning,
I would be more of a morning person

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BravoSierra
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May 23, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Me: *gets out of the shower*
Me: *sits in front of the computer wrapped up in a towel for 30 minutes*

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ImRightHere
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May 6, 2012 10:13pm UTC

I dont want someone perfect
perfect is boring
i want a freak like me
<3

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ImRightHere
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May 6, 2012 10:18pm UTC

Has anyone else ever wanted to go back and see what witty was like when it was first created?

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ImRightHere
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 7:27pm UTC

It makes me sad when people cry,
It makes me mad when people lie,
It makes me happy when people smile,
I wish smiles would last for a while.
i worked hard on this please do not steal if you want to repost it please give me credit

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baconlover525
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January 7, 2012 6:43pm UTC

If you get in a fight with your friend and make up in a few days they are your true friends but if you get in a fight with your friend and make up in a month you never was

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gbenna6
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 9:56pm UTC

•••••••••
The awkward silence..
When you get into an elevator and its just you and a complete stranger.??
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•••••

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RingoStar
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Friend: My fish died.
Me: How?
Friend: It drowned.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 8:38am UTC

Have you hugged an idiot today?
Me neither, come here!

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Shuddupwhore
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 9:57pm UTC

That depressing moment when you feel like you're being replaced

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BrasilainHotty
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC

*Watching Say yes to the Dress*
Me: I want to wear a mermaid dress
Mom: For your first wedding you should wear a ball gown
Me: ....My first?

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伤*
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 2:48pm UTC

" I was calling harry once and he didn’t answer his phone,
i found out later
he didn’t answer because he liked his ringtone "
- Zayn Malik♥
format credit to OneDirection

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baconlover525
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:39am UTC

Me: come over here I got tell you something Friend: What the friend says bending over Me: (screams in ear in a chimpmuck like voice) hi ! Friend: grrrr..............

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arigaby99
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC

2009-2011 / Bieber Fever
2012-2083 / One Direction Infection

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PeaceGirlie525
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April 6, 2012 4:11am UTC

That Boy.. ♥
(just a random quiz I found, not mine)
What color is his hair? Brown :)
What style is it: Short sometimes messy and sometimes fixed :)
What color eyes: A really pretty Brown :)
Cute smile: Yep(:
Braces: Got em
Glasses: nopee
Abs: Yep!(:
Height: liike 5'2"
What grade is he in: 8th(:
How did you meet him: school and parents know each other!
How long have you known him: Day I was born?
Does he play any sports: Golf, Baseball, and Basketball (:
Can he play the guitar: Don’t think so but maybe(:
What about any other music instrument: mandolin
Do you guys ever text: sometimes
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: jeanns, shirt, grey jacket, red New Balance “Air” shoes,
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: His purple stripped Tony Hawk shirt, his dark jeans with his blue new balances (:
Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs: No tattoos but yea I’ve seen his abs!
Least favorite thing: He has a girlfriend, he’s my cousins best friend and I’m MADLY in love with him
Do your friends know that you like him: Yeah like the whole school does….. thank you history teacher
Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him? I don’t my mom might. My dad NO!
Have you met his parents: Yep. His mom loves me and his dad likes to talk to me and make me laugh.
What would you do if he saw your witty: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:32pm UTC

i wonder if he
wonders if i wonder about
him...
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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