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  1. ittybittyissy1 ittybittyissy1
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Yesterday a quiet kids phOne went off
    after giving it to the teacher a jock in front of him asked,
    "Was that your girl friend?" the quiet kid looked at him in the eye
    and with a straight face said,
    "No, it was your's."
    MLIA

  4. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    favorite if;
    you're no longer friends with someone who you
    once called your best friend.

  5. hmd6713 hmd6713
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    And has it ever crossed your mind that I think about you all the time

  6. loveyouu143 loveyouu143
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    Grab someone sexy tell em "HEY" (;

  7. katie2411 katie2411
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    You know you're in high school
    when... {♥}
    1) the printer always dies 20 minutes before your essay is due
    2) gum is currency
    3) slutty Halloween costumes are everyday clothing
    4) school dances= SHEILD YOUR EYES CHILDREN!!
    5) the words and “like” and “legit” make up 70% of your vocabulary
    6) everyone who had a cell phone was cool, until you got one
    8) facebook stalking is a past time
    9) you LOL’d at # 7
    10) Google and Facebook are verbs, not nouns
    11) you or someone you know has dropped their cell phone in the toilet
    12) sleep becomes a privilege, not a requirement
    13) you probably have some sort of homework that you could be doing, but you are reading this instead
    14) just because the site is blocked, doesn’t mean it is not somehow accessible
    15) half the time you don’t even attempt to spell the word correctly, because spell-check will do it for you
    16) you live in sweats
    17) you always have a hair tie with you
    18) halfway through the school year, you don’t even bother with makeup
    19) you live for summer, and everything between is just the time before and after summer
    20) you have developed a bad habit for staying up late
    21) the best part of the doctor’s office is the sticker/lollipop at the end
    22) your phone has become another body part
    23) there’s that one senior guy that everyone loves
    24) you love him, too
    25) even though you know that 11:11 doesn’t work, you still wish
    26) you daydream about {him} constantly
    27) you consider a “good day” one where you get to color in class
    28) you wish that you still believed in Santa
    29) one word can mean a million things (ex: “whatever”)
    30) you are fluent in sarcasm
    100%notmine
    credit to-
    CandEProductions

  8. tuttidaisy123 tuttidaisy123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    great responses #2
    "were you dropped as a baby?"
    "yes i was. into a big pool of SEXY"

  9. tuttidaisy123 tuttidaisy123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 12:51am UTC
    great responses #1
    "i need my beauty sleep."
    "hon, you need hibernation."

  10. tuttidaisy123 tuttidaisy123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 12:34am UTC
    dear victorias secret,
    we're not in iraq.
    so stop selling bombshells.

  11. tuttidaisy123 tuttidaisy123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    great responses #6
    "you're fat."
    "well i can lose weight. you'll be ugly forever."

  12. Spongebobquotes Spongebobquotes
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    Spongebob Quote # 3
    Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! ...Bye Squidward.
    Patrick: You said bye Squidward twice
    Spongebob: I like Squidward..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. joejonasxo joejonasxo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    The Awkward moment when your alone and feel like your being watched -___-

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 28
    on camera, wearing yellow makes you look bigger and wearing green makes you look smaller.
    format credit; fatassmuffin

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 29
    the only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth.
    format credit; fatassmuffin

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 27
    disney world is larger than 17 other countries.
    format credit; fatassmuffin

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 31
    every time you bang your head against the wall, you burn 150 calories.
    format credit; fatassmuffin

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 30
    you can't breathe and swallow at the same time.
    press the '♥' if you just tried.
    format credit; fatassmuffin

  20. peekaboo28 peekaboo28
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    i'm a leader not a follower;
    ...unless we're going to into a dark & scary place- forget that, you're going first.
    ♥ nmf or quote

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