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  1. divagrl43 divagrl43
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 7:36pm UTC
    DEAR MATH,
    Stop making me find your X
    she isn't coming back.
    format credit to: theycantdiagnose

  2. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    COOL STORY BRO.
    My favorite part was when you stopped talking.

  3. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    a thousand composers
    could not create a soundtrack as [lovely] as your voice. ♥

  4. hnm0509 hnm0509
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. catieQ17 catieQ17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    ;
    That one Bra . .
    you wear a little more
    than you probably should. . . .
    [♥]
    ;

  6. xcassielovessyoux xcassielovessyoux
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    I was on facebook today & I saw his status:
    My password is her name♥
    Just for fun I tried my name. To my suprise it logged in.
    Guess what my status is? :
    My password is his name♥

  7. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    I love those nights
    where you're with your best friend,
    laughing so hard for no reason,
    watching movies and not caring about
    what's currently happening in your life.
    And just being happy for once. ♥

  8. indestructible indestructible
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Willow Smith at 70;
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH.

  9. MCSDancer22 MCSDancer22
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    I finally found out what the white crayon is for
    It's so I can write his name over and over again and no one can see it

  10. lovinglifetothemaximumba lovinglifetothemaximumba
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Pretending to read your birthday card
    A f t e r t h e m o n e y ’ s f a l l e n o u t.

  11. ejenny13 ejenny13
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    When you
    mess up a guy's h a i r
    he t h i n k s i t s cu t e
    but when you mess up a GIRL'S hair. . . . . . . . . . . . . just really hope you're wearing something bulletproof

  12. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  13. graceexo graceexo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    painting your lawn blue..
    so google earth thinks you have a pool.♥

  14. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    It'd be a bit creepy if the ice cream truck went around at night.

  15. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    While on Urban Dictonary;
    I tried to search dick. By accident I typed it wrong and wrote "divk"
    This is what came up:
    Divk:
    You spelt 'dick' wrong. Suck my divk and learn to type.
    Never laughed so hard in my life. ♥
    true story

  16. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    & i can honestly say,
    that i've never seen a yellow duck
    everyone says that ducks are yellow.. but i always see brown and green ducks lol. NMF/

  17. 6perfect10 6perfect10
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    "i'm so ugly."
    if you think that about yourself, fave this. then look at your comments pretty soon.

  18. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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    LIES

  19. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    That moment when you spell
    a common word correctly but
    it just looks so wrong so you
    stare at it questioning its
    EXISTENCE.

  20. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    Dear Optimists And Pessimists,
    Either way, the glass has the same amount of liquid.
    Sincerely, A Reailist.
    possible series?

:)

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