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awkwardturtle

1. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2011 11:29am UTC
   forget love,
   i'd rather fall in
   chocolate
   ♥
   
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2. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2011 10:00pm UTC
   so lets ignore each other,
   and try to pretend the other person doesn't exist,
   but deep down,
   we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this ♥
   
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3. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2011 2:52pm UTC
   you gave up on me
   to be with her
   revenge is sweeter
   than you ever were
   <3
   
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4. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   definition of a lax bro:
   1) HOT
   2) FLOW
   3) 6 PACK
   
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5. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 9:13pm UTC
   HOLY MOTHER FOCKER
   {meet the parents}
   <3
   
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6. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2010 4:07pm UTC
   she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress <3
   
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7. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2010 9:02pm UTC
   best friends are like four leaf clovers...
   hard to find
   but lucky to have
   <3
   
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8. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2010 9:01pm UTC
   i dont wanna be like cinderella
   sitting in a dark cold rusty cellar
   waiting for somebody to come and set me free
   i don’t wanna be like someone waiting
   for a handsome prince to come and save me
   on I will survive
   unless somebody's on my side
   dont wanna be no one else
   id rather rescue myself
   <3
   
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9. awkwardturtle
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2010 3:22pm UTC
   were so hot
   we make fire
   stop drop & r o l l
   
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10. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    god made man
    then said "i can do better than that"
    and made woman
    
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11. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:10pm UTC
    &&
    soon shes gonna find
    stealing other people's toys
    on the playground
    wont make you many friends
    
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12. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    i tried to be a
    picture perfect girl
    but you were in your
    own fantasy world
    tryna control me
    like some kind of barbie
    but that just aint me
    
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13. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    so i see said the blind carpenter
    as he picked up his hammer and
    SAW
    
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14. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:10pm UTC
    if i had to choose between loving you and breathing,
    i would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU<3
    
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15. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 6:07pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    you actually thought i'd cry over you?
    i told you i loved you
    you believed it was true
    so guess what playaa
    you got played too
    
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16. awkwardturtle
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    realizing your best friend is actually an AWKWARD TURTLE in disguise
    
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