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1. awkwardthingshappen
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   February 1, 2011 8:59am UTC
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2. awkwardthingshappen
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   February 1, 2011 8:56am UTC
   *Day Five: 6 things I wish had never happened.
   I do wish I could fill this list out.
   But I live with no regrets.«
   
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3. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 29, 2011 10:20am UTC
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4. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 27, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   *I'll lose myself in anguish;
   »for tonight.
   [[help.me.get.over.you.]]
   </3
   
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5. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 22, 2011 11:37pm UTC
   I tell 'em I'm fine,
   I ain't got a damn thing on my mind
   and baby all we got is time
   let's just watch the clouds go by♥
   
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6. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 22, 2011 11:15pm UTC
   It's just another night alone
   » I spend another night alone</3
   
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7. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 22, 2011 11:04pm UTC
   Would it kill for anyone to be interesting?
   Really, every time I talk to someone these days, it's like I'm talking to myself.
   I feel like every one's just waking up everyday just to get by.
   Does no one actually live life to the fullest anymore?
   Does no one have actual thoughts and emotions?
   I feel like society is slowly dying.
   And no ones doing anything about it.
   
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8. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 22, 2011 5:22pm UTC
   I love all the immature people on this website.
   It gets annoying after a while though.
   Man up bro;
   Act your age.
   
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9. awkwardthingshappen
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   January 21, 2011 5:48pm UTC
   Dude he totally just called you a prep.
   Like, OMG LMAO UGHH HOLD MY NORTHFACE,UGGS, MIRROR, MAKEUP, AND TAKE THE SPEEDBUMP OUT OF MY HAIR.
   Oh wait no, I'm too scared to fight...
   
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10. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 13, 2011 11:13am UTC
    So I said,
    "Go"
    to which he replied,
    "I can tell you don't want me to.
    The way you say it.
    'Go'
    But your voice wants me to stay.
    I'm not leaving."
    Actually Happened[:
    
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11. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 12, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    "Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal.
    They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, 'Maybe I don't want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.' But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That's awesome.
    That's a great way to... get diabetes."
    _John Green
    
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12. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 12, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Thumbs up for Mac Miller♥
    
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13. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 7, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    So uh, here's to music
    All music. All music that makes you happy.
    Music that screams what you don't have the balls to say.
    Music that makes you want to dance. Music that makes you want to cry.
    Music that makes you sing. Music with a good beat.
    Music with good lyrics. Music with no lyrics at all.
    Music that makes you sleepy. Music you start your day off with every morning.
    Music on the 'Most Played' category on your ipod.
    Music in your favorites on YouTube.
    Music that tells a story. Music with no point.
    Music that lets the hurt escape.
    Here's to music. Because face it,
    You can't live without it.
    
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14. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 3, 2011 9:29pm UTC
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15. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 3, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Sometimes I don't get you," I said.
    She didn't even glance at me. She just smiled toward the television and said, "You never get me. That's the whole point"
    
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16. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 3, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    I'm nothing fancy.
    I bxtch and moan just like everyone else.
    Guys don't know I exist,
    I only have five friends,
    and I shun myself from the world on weekends just to smoke mass amounts of weed and bogies,
    and also be on tumblr and witty.
    But really, don't mind me,
    I'm just trying to make you have some sympathy on how horrible and terrible my life is.
    Blah Blah Blah...
    
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17. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 2, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Hate to burst your bubble.
    But 2011 is just a number.
    Nothing's going to be different today.
    If you're determined to make all these changes about yourself, you couldve done this anytime last year. Don't make 2011 your excuse to change. So you can stop making these status's about how everything's going to be different. Because its not.
    Unless YOU make them.
    
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18. awkwardthingshappen
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    January 1, 2011 3:19am UTC
    Day Four: 7 things that cross my mind a lot.
    1. Food
    2. My hair. No I'm not one of those people.
    3. Cats... is that weird?o_O"
    4. Music ♥
    5. My best friends.
    6. Summer!
    7. You. Obviously..Thats kinda a given.
    
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19. awkwardthingshappen
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    December 31, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    You wanna know the secret to getting on
    Top Quotes?
    Do's:
    ~When a Holiday comes around the corner, Make a quote about it.
    ~Use the unorriginal 'Dont you hate it when..'
    and also
    ~'That awkward moment when..'
    ~Make sure it's pretty.
    ~Use Song Lyrics.
    ~Repeat the same quote as someone else
    Don't:
    ~Think things through
    ~Let your feelings out (because, we really don't care)
    ~Talk about your true love
    ~Think of your own ideas. Why do that when you can just steal (jock) others ideas?
    
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20. awkwardthingshappen
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    December 31, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    8 ways to win my heart?
    1. Take me to a Paramore concert.
    2. Joke around with me.
    3. Introduce me to your parents.
    4. Play video games with me.
    5. Talk on the phone with me. I don't like texting.
    6. Love SOMETHING. Music, Sports etc.
    7. Love the same music as me duhh .
    8. Love me. With every fiber of your being.
    
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