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Member Since: 25 Nov 2012 10:04pm

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hi i'm noah and i hate myself.
Not a good introduction? Alright, let's make this longer.
My name is obviously Noah.
My age is 18.
I am not a fake.
I promise.
Just cause I don't have a picture of myself, does not mean I'm fake.
I get it that lots of girls here pretend they're boys, but I think it's ridiculous and I'm not a girl.
Okay. I like to dance. I can't really name all the dance moves I can do, but theirs tons.
My celebrity crush is Demi Lovato.
I don't have a girlfriend. That doesn't mean I want you girls to hmu. I don't want a girlfriend.
Never will I share my tumblr. No, it's not a s*x blog or pics of my banana. I'm not a pervert.
The song playing is my favorite song.
I like to make friends. Don't be shy. Just say Hi and we'll have a conversation.

elex4:

literally me

awkwardnoah
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:39pm UTC

NEW TAG YOUR QUOTES
Type 3 or more categories that your quote fits in.
hint: category tags can't contain spaces. Use NewYork instead of New York
examples: love funny inspirational happy poem flirty einstein food crush
Close the preview.
COOL! I KNOW HOW TO DO IT NOW! XD i'm just missing the bar

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC

this is for all the boys
the boys who self harm.
the boys who have eating disorders.
the boys who suffer from anxiety, depression, ect..
the boys who are suicidal.
You guys are all amazing too. Your princess will come around.
Just a reminder: Boys suffer too.

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 1:38pm UTC

What did they do with the dead scientists?
Barium

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 2:41pm UTC

It's just as hard to be Ken,
as it is to be Barbie.

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 9:11pm UTC

me: i'm gonna try to get better grades this year
witty: excuse me?
tumblr: excuse me?
facebook: excuse me?
youtube: excuse me?
me: nothing, I love you!

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Witty: THE END OF YOUR SOCIAL LIFE.

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 7:03pm UTC

sometimes, the people who don't talk to you
are the ones who really want to.

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Sometimes, i don't understand my feelings.
no one does. not the close ones. not the ones
you love. it's just stuck in your head. forever.
if they knew the real me, they won't understand why I'm like this.
let's face it.
this was never what we wanted.

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awkwardnoah
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Most people
here might
think some
witty guys
are "fake"
cause we
don't put up
a pic of
ourself. Wtf?

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