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awesomeness221

1. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Saying Hakuna Matata
   because Carpe Diem is too mainstream
   and YOLO is stupid.
   well that wasn't a hipster moment :p
   nmf
   
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2. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   It's better to have
   loved and loss
   than to have never
   loved at all.
   sorry it's not pretty
   nmf
   
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3. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 10:41pm UTC
   I think it's cute when
   guys have little quirky things
   about them that their
   embarrassed about people knowing
   just me? probably is
   nmf/mq
   
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4. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   Why is it when someone says let's get to
   know eachother that the question.
   "What's your favorite colour?" always is first to
   come to mind.
   
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5. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 12:01am UTC
   Did you know that
   if you lick someone's elbow while they're not paying
   attention they won't feel it. I don't think me telling
   you guys this will end well. We'll probably all end up
   licking random people's elbows knowing us wittians.
   
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6. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   First thought when I wake up
   is my God he's beautiful.
   So I put on my makeup and
   pray for a miracle.
   
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7. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   Me on graduation day:
   I'd like to thank God for making a mistake.
   I'd like to thank my parents for also making a mistake
   Lastly I'd like to thank my friends for not existing.
   I hate you all and I hope I never see any of you again.
   nmf/mq
   
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8. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 1:32am UTC
   ♫Drop everything now.♫
   Meet me in the pouring rain.
   Kiss me on the sidewalk.
   ♥ Take away the pain. ♥
   mq/nmf
   
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9. awesomeness221
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   If you compared us to the movie Paranorman.
   I'm like Norman ,I don't have friends.
   You're like the people who make fun of him.
   You call me names and push me around.
   Then I end up saving the world.
   becareful who you push around
   mq/nmf
   
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10. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you have something funny to say ,but the topic of the conversation changed already
    
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12. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    I was in the car the other day ,it was raining and
    a sad song came on the radio..
    Not just any sad song this song reminded me
    of my past ,I couldn't help
    it.I just started to cry along with
    the rain.
    nmf,
    
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13. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:47am UTC
    Every one loves the show
    Everybody Hates Chris.
    And every one hates the show
    Everybody Loves Raymond.
    weird
    my quote/nmf
    
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14. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I'm that girl who prefers superhero movies over teen dramas.I cried when Tony Stark almost died in the Avengers. Not when Edward purposed to Bella in Twilight.
    
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15. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Stay
    strong
    and be
    beautiful.
    
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16. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    They know her name. No her story.
    They don't relise how much she hurts.
    She runs home with tears in her eyes.
    She takes out a blade. She watches
    the blood drip down her arm as it races
    the tears. People see the scars ,but are
    to scared to ask. She cuts as a cry for
    help. Not a cry for attention. Soon
    she'll be just a memory because noone
    was brave enough to answer the cry.
    think before you speak you don't know how much it hurts people
    my quote/nmf
    
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17. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    *Me talking to a girl I hate*
    Girl: so do you wanna hang out today
    Me: sorry I can't
    Girl: so when are you free
    Me: I can't hang out Tuesdays ,Thursdays ,Saterdays ,Mondays ,Wednesdays ,Fridays ,and Sundays.
    
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18. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    I'm a socialy awkward
    girl who has no friends. I just
    need to meet that
    socialy awkward guy who will
    fall in love with me.
    ♥
    
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19. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Is it just me or do you see the same quote
    on tumblr ,witty ,and 9gag and
    you're not sure who's the original.
    
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20. awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Things to do in public:
    eat vanilla ice cream in a mayonnaise jar
    drink gatorade in a windex bottle
    chug water in a vodka bottle
    go trick-or-treating in a red morph suit and say I'm your period and I came early
    pretend to be blind and accidently hit people with your guiding stick
    go to the grocery store dressed as a rober
    then buy some milk and be really nice
    
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