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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 11:23pm UTC

Hun,
It's called
Face book,
NOT
Boob book

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 11:16pm UTC

Dear ladies,
when you wear mini-skirts,
it is NOT
attractive
to have your pockets
hanging out of the bottom.
YES, you do look like a hoe.

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 11:12am UTC

And isn't it awkward?
when OSAMA BIN LADEN
asks you for the time
and its
9:11
facebook :)

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
May 12, 2010 8:38pm UTC

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
May 2, 2010 2:44pm UTC

When I told you,
I wanted you to care.
I wanted a hug
and for you to tell me
that it will all be OK
it will all turn around some day.
But instead you just laughed it off,
like I was a joke.
Thanks for being a true friend.

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 14, 2010 5:55pm UTC

Somtimes,
I really do feel like a ninja
but only because
its like no one can ever see me.
QK

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 11, 2010 11:04pm UTC

I love,
the Random Quote
•button•
because i get to see the
best quotes on witty
that got 3 favorites.
</3

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 5, 2010 5:23pm UTC

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
-The Feeling that life could get no better.
-When you accept someone for all of them,
imperfections and all.
-When you can't get them out of your head
-When you stopped trying to get them out.
-When you fall asleep thinking out them,
dream about them,
and then wake up smiling.
-When reality is finally better than those dreams^
-When your with them, and all you can do is smile
-When they make you giggle, just because they're amazing
-People are almost annoyed with you,
because you feel the need to bring them up
in all conversations
-When you laugh out of no where
because you thought of an inside joke with them
- When you always feel the need to defend them
even if its something like "oh they forgot their hw today"
you respond with
"But i distracted them, so it's my fault! :P
-When you see "attractive" boys/girls
and think
Psh! I've already got the best there is!
-When you let them see you
in your "hoboist" outfit.
and you feel totally comfortable.
-When you don't feel like you have anything to hide around them.
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
-once you have it
you'll know.

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 5, 2010 5:10pm UTC

So i decided,
every time you
laugh,
or giggle,
or chuckle,
your gonna live a few minutes longer.
And if you add up
all those laughs,
giggles,
and chuckles...
you might live to a zillion!

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 5, 2010 5:07pm UTC

Hi,
I just wanted to tell you...
I think I'm in love with you.
<3

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 4, 2010 9:12pm UTC

You're way to terrible stress
That's why life'll never work
You have me suicidal, suicidal
Then I'm over
Damn all this terrible stress
It only wants to put you in the dirt
It will have you suicidal, suicidal
Then I'm over.

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
April 1, 2010 5:58pm UTC

Justin Beiber
is just a
FAIL
version of
Aaron Carter
Does anybody
else love
Aaron carter
like I do?
:) <3

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 31, 2010 5:21pm UTC

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSSINES
to defeat,
THE HUNS
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS?
When I asked for SONS.
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH
I'VE EVER MET :(
and you can bet before we're through
MISTER I'LL
MAKE A MAN
OUT OF YOU!
*BE A MAN*
We must be swift as a
~~~ coursing river ~~~
*BE A MAN*
With all the force of a
))(())((great typhoon))(())((
*BE A MAN*
With all the strength of a
^~^raging fire ^~^
Mysterious as
the DARK side of the MOON!
~MULAN

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 29, 2010 10:18pm UTC

Why doesn't
Witty have a category for
I just need a hug?

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 29, 2010 10:16pm UTC

And why does it feel like
everything fell crashing to the ground
in front of my eyes
all at once.
Why do I sit here and just wish
I could disappear
and never come back.
Just so it would all stop hurting.
Why do I wish everyday
that I could be just like her.
Have it all.
A perfect life.
If only.
Why does a smile take so much effort these days.
Why can't I just stop crying.
Why does it all have to
be like this.

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 26, 2010 10:58pm UTC

When you open a pack of gum...
PLEASE!
When you open a box of
thin mints
people become
animals

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 3:47pm UTC

What Happened?
Oh it's a long story.
Well hunny,
Life is full of long stories.
Our job,
is figuring out how to fit them all on one page.
Then turning the page,
and writing a new one

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 21, 2010 12:37pm UTC

I <3 HAM SANDWICHES

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 20, 2010 11:57am UTC

On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden,
how good was my hiding spot?

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avacadokiwi
posted a quote
March 12, 2010 3:57pm UTC

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