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1. aussie_banana
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   November 9, 2011 4:00am UTC
   and you know what,
   i love him
   <3
   
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2. aussie_banana
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   November 1, 2011 4:21am UTC
   ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER
   
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3. aussie_banana
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   October 30, 2011 10:53pm UTC
   If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS
   someone right now
   and cant get them out of your
   head
   then Re-post this within One Minute
   and whoever you are
   missing willsurprise youu (:
   <3
   
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4. aussie_banana
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   October 29, 2011 11:52am UTC
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5. aussie_banana
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   October 25, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   October 27th
   anyone a twin?
   
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6. aussie_banana
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   October 23, 2011 2:23am UTC
   and i blame disney for my high expectations in boys
   
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7. aussie_banana
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   September 14, 2011 11:05pm UTC
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8. aussie_banana
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   September 8, 2011 9:59pm UTC
   im in maths its raining and we are learning how to backtrack my head hurts i know gay but feel like wittying somethun
   
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9. aussie_banana
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   August 30, 2011 7:40pm UTC
   ok so my ex is a cheat he cheated on me wiv me bestfriend it hurts and i still lov him all my besties r like "y do u still like hom 4 wat hurting u so bad"
   i cut myself coz of him and no1 knows but now i hope he reads this i doubt it tho
   
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10. aussie_banana
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    August 30, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP <3
    fave or follow if u do aswell
    
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