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asmileonmyface
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September 14, 2012 2:35pm UTC

I want my pink shirt back!

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asmileonmyface
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September 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC

She's so pathetic
Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN
So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
-Mean girls

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 10:11am UTC

Sometimes I sit here
and secretly wish
that I was the one making you
happy

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 9:59am UTC

That's
so fetch!

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:49pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
So today in class:
We were reading the story "Of Mice & Men" & in one part of the book it describes a horse na-ing & gulping water.
My teacher than proceeded to run around the room acting like a horse.
I thought it was the funniest thing ever.

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:44pm UTC

I want to wear a
guys sweatshirt

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Who cares what people think?
do what makes you happy
♥

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Freshman are so annoying -says a sophmore.

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Here's to everyone
WHO LOST THEIR LIVES ON 911
YOU MAY BE GONE; BUT YOUR NEVER FORGOTTEN

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC

16 & pregnant?
How about 18 and graduated

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 11:30pm UTC

So
like this & I'll follow you

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 10:15pm UTC

My cousin has anorexia
she's only 12 years old she weighs 41 pounds, that's more than 35 pounds under weight
right now she's in the hospital trying to get better
she wont be home for at least more than 2 months.
She's also scared, only her mom & dad can visit her an hour 3 out of 7 days a week
her own sister can't even see her
this makes me sick. No kid should be going through this.
I love you, Kaylyn.
Everyone please pray for her

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that one time you got
Diarrhea at Barns & Noble '
& I'm sorry for telling people about it
And I'm sorry for repeating it now

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Insecurity kills
all that is
beautiful

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 1:01pm UTC

Why am I so afraid to loose you
When you weren't even
mine in the first place

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 9:01am UTC

Good morning
Beautiful

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 12:02am UTC

So today, we had this carnival by where I live. I met 'him' up there, we rode all the rides together, & he won me a gold fish.
I can't stop thinking about the night I had.

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 11:50pm UTC

I just wanna
Call you mine

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Are you from
tenessee?
Because I want to make out with your face
-Jenna marbles

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

I miss you
& seeing you everyday
kills me inside ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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