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AllieSmith7
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May 6, 2013 11:27am UTC

I got a new stick deodorant today..
The instructions said: Remove Cap And Push Up Bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

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Reagenjo
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May 6, 2013 11:28am UTC

$19.99
because
$20.00
is an
outragous
amount of
money

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Guys im literally so out of shape.
like the internet explorer could probably run faster than me.

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SalemSoto
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May 4, 2013 8:58pm UTC

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences;
but honestly, i'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

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SalemSoto
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May 4, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Normal people ;I love when my boyfriend tells me he loves me .
Me ; I love it when my microwave tells me when my food is ready.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Sleep will relieve me
From the problems.
Then I will wake free
And fall back to reality.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:22am UTC

sticks and stones may break my bones
which is why i just play it safe and stay inside on my computer.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:29am UTC

like i don't party i don't do drugs
not pregnant i don't worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid sh.t like leaving a fork in the sink

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:31am UTC

amanda bynes has lost her mind.
court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 1:35am UTC

Picture this.
In ten years I bump into you on the street.
I say hi, you say hi back.
I ask how your life is.
You tell me about your wife and you kids.
And when you do, it will break my heart.
Not because I don't want you to be happy.
But because that's all I want.
But because ten years ago...
I pictured somebody else asking how your life is
And you would tell them about me.
pgl

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BlackButterflies
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May 5, 2013 4:56am UTC

me: okay, okay, i'm sorry.
me: *is aggressively not sorry*

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chethu
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May 5, 2013 6:19am UTC

I am just tired of being used

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chethu
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:48am UTC

Say you love me
Thats all
I want to hear from you

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:08pm UTC

because he let go
and said goodbye
with a whisper;
with the slightest sigh.
i held on
and never knew why
the only thing
separating us was
goodbye.

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 2:39pm UTC

When I was a little girl, I always had this reoccuring nightmare.
The dream was me sitting at home on a normal day.
Then out of nowhere flames enclosed my house, trapping the one man I have only ever truly loved.
My father.
Every other part of the house was alright and well.
The fire was right in the main door, in which no one walks in or out of anyway (except for some occasions).
I stared at him as he stared at me for the longest time.
And then he gave me this look as if to say save the rest of the family.
That it was too late to save him.
And that's where I always woke up.
But the dream wasn't part of the nightmare.
The nightmare was when I woke up and realized I could go find him in his bed and cuddle up next to him to know he's okay and here.
My nightmare was the one I am still in to this day.
The one where he is not here.
I went to bed with him not being there and woke up to nothing as well.
The nightmare was my life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:42pm UTC

where is the customize button for my face and body

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 2:44pm UTC

that terrifying feeling when you are
finsihing a book and there aren't enough pages left for all of the things that need to happen.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:50pm UTC

some days you're the dog.
some days you're the hydrant.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:52pm UTC

I think that everyone has scars.
Maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees
but on their hearts, souls, and inbetween the cracks and crevices of the
little universes they've created inside of themselves.

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 3:00pm UTC

call me old fashioned but i think that
shorts should be longer than your v.agina

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