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BravoSierra
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April 18, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Attention Witty
April 30th is No One Direction Day!
KEEP YOUR FANATIC POSTS OFF!

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juliebrat99
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April 17, 2012 7:05pm UTC

When everyone around you is changing,
Remember, Stay gold.

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Superman13
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April 17, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Since when did American Eagle sell denium underwear?
I imagine it to be very uncomforatble!

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AllyReneexD
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Peeta: Hey, I just met you
Peeta: And this is crazy,
Peeta: But here's some burnt bread
Peeta: So eat it maybe?
nmq, found it on a comment to the music video(:

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JustAnotherDumbTeen
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April 17, 2012 2:14pm UTC

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS
who don't wear 5 trillion pounds of makeup, who only have a few close friends and who don't get that boy.
- This is for the girls that fall for the players, jocks, geeks, nerds, losers, and worse: their best friend. The girls who have felt the heart break and those who have loved unconditionally.
♥
nmf/q

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Sierra_LuvsAlot
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April 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC

That High Pitch
squeaky voice you do
when immitating a girl
you dont like

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aubweeexx
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April 16, 2012 9:14pm UTC

'You got it dude!'
Fave if you know where this is from.♥

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teephan3
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I'm flipping my hair.....
And your not getting overwhelmed.
Figures.

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niallsexyhoran
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April 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC

They should make an award for....
Anyone who uses a whole entire stick of chapstick without losing it.

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
"Do you behave like this at home?"
"Yes actually."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 6:46pm UTC

Google
Anagram
Search About 3,690,000 results (0.69 seconds)
Everything Did you mean: Nag a ram?
credit to PaperLung

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abbeysroad333
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December 27, 2011 8:07pm UTC

TO ALL OF THE GAY/BISEXUAL BOYS AND GIRLS:
I <3 you! Do NOT change who you are for ANYONE! If someone puts you down because of who you are, SCREW THEM!! Stay strong! <3- Abbey :)

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 11:23pm UTC

mature eyes only .♥
Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
but bars and clubs are growing?
Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in,
when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
90% of you won't repost this, Be part of the 10% that will

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abbeysroad333
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January 8, 2012 10:15am UTC

Secret #1- I actually believe that the people who have been through the most, give the best advice and are the strongest people.

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abbeysroad333
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January 8, 2012 6:43pm UTC

click to see this quote

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 11:13am UTC

Secret 3- I believe that blind people are the ones who see someone's true beauty<3

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 11:15am UTC

You close your eyes when you dream, cry, and kiss. You know why? Because the things that matter the most aren't seen by the eyes, but felt by the heart <3
nmf

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abbeysroad333
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January 13, 2012 11:24am UTC

You have 1 new notification.
(Happily) *Clicks the red button*
You have just commented on your own profile.
Oh, thanks(: Never would've guessed..

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abbeysroad333
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January 13, 2012 11:28am UTC

Don't rush a relationship because even fairytales don't have their happy endings until the last page c:
nmf

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