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Wanteddd
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC

I sent out a text saying;
'hey i lost my phone, can someone call it?" 10 people called me.
I need smarter friends.
nmq/nmf

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Laylalinnchica
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August 7, 2012 2:06pm UTC

British: Ello Beautiful, How are you love?
Australian: G'day mate!
Canadian: Eh?
Japanise: kgnjijrksmvikmfbntjnlkbf
American: Aye, Shawty. Whaddup?

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Evie987
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August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

If It's dark upstairs, I run down stairs really, really fast, like someone is trying to kill me.

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NicoleSeven7
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August 7, 2012 8:03am UTC

Me: *Writes a good quote*
*Gets two faves instantly*
Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B!TCHES!
*Faves suddenly stop coming*
Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

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megsyhunt
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August 7, 2012 10:54am UTC

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

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InvaderZ
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August 7, 2012 12:06am UTC

Me: Hey grammy , have you ever heard of dubstep?
Grammy: No..show it to me.
Me: *Grabs phone and plays some dubstep*
Grammy: Its horrible!Theres not even words to it!
Me: Sure there is!
Grammy: Oh?Sing them to me.
Me: Wub wub wub wub wub :D

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ChickFlick
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August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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str0ng
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August 7, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Girl: Hey, why the hell is my name your facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy:Well facebook keeps asking me 'what's on your mind?' and quite honestly it's always you.
freakquotes.com

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Drake & Josh
Josh: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Drake: Gee, I don't know, maybe it's that one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Josh: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me, we could be starving.
Niall: STARVING?! Oh no, bro. I can't live without food.

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
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August 8, 2012 12:23am UTC

Fav If...
You were born naked;)

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ponypigtialgirl
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:25am UTC

I try to keep it real
i2
if ya know what I'm sayin'

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fantasstik
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:46pm UTC

MOST GIRLS HAVE THAT ONE GUY SHE GOES BACK TO HEARTBREAK AFTER HEARTBREAK AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY.... NOT EVEN HER.
</3

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Alaska Young*
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August 6, 2012 11:55pm UTC

Micheal Phelps is retiring. He is the best Olympian ever. He has 18 gold medals. 22 Olympic Medals. He's retiring so younger kids can pursure their dreams of being in the Olympics. Thats a real role model

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megsyhunt
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August 7, 2012 11:46am UTC

using moms money: I'm going to buy that, and that. $150? I'm definitely buying that
using my money: $2? Maybe thats too much..
Woohoo for tumblr

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str0ng
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August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com

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