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  1. morethanmagic morethanmagic
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2010 10:00am UTC
    for once in my life, //
    /// i'm putting my own needs first
    i'm going to be happy with my life
    instead of hurting myself to make everyone else feel good
    this time i'm doing it for me ♥
    .

  2. jockers_only jockers_only
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2010 12:26pm UTC
    I Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    *hope yah likeeee!!(:
    *Dont Jock!!!!

  3. HeHasMyHeartt HeHasMyHeartt
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2010 11:58am UTC
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  4. mace22xoxo mace22xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 9:28am UTC
    Rules of love.
    hold me when im cold
    sing to me when im tired
    kiss me when i cry
    tickle me when i hurt
    wrap around me when your friends are watching
    tell me im beautiful when i hate myself
    read this when you find what you did wrong you'll realize why im crying

  5. blumoosee blumoosee
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    because sometimes
    you have to step outside
    the person you've been and
    remember the person you were
    meant to be. the person you wanted
    to be. the person you are.
    -Marvin// One Tree Hill

  6. fcknxclk fcknxclk
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2009 11:46pm UTC
    Words Women Use and What They Really Mean:
    * Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
    * Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an even trade.
    * Nothing - This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.
    * Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
    * Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.
    * Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) - This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
    * Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
    * Soft Sigh - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
    * That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.
    * Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.
    * Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.
    * Thanks A Lot - This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”.

  7. awesomechick123 awesomechick123
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    perfect Boyfriend<3
    Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: Not really
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you live for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
    The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
    The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
    The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
    The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
    The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
    The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldnt matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    :)If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk

  8. eminemmxoxo eminemmxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 6:43pm UTC
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  9. Soccer22 Soccer22
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    Hun;;
    Lifes hardd.
    But you got to live everyday of it
    with a smile on your face
    for the others
    who
    have it worse then you.
    *mine

  10. popcorn33 popcorn33
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 8:18pm UTC
    time flies when you wacth
    sponge-bob

  11. 333awesome333 333awesome333
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 9:48pm UTC
    i wanna be the girl He's "scared to lose"
    the one where he cant walk away from knowing she's mad at him
    the one who cant fall asleep w/ out
    her voice being the last one he hears
    the one he
    cant live without


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. lost_in_life99 lost_in_life99
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    <3 the rules of love <3
    smiling at eachother=i like you
    lifting eyebrows/wink=flirtation
    looking around=hiding true feelings
    holding hands=happiness
    arms around waist=ur mine/i need u
    a hug=i care
    playin around with hair=can't live without u
    kiss on the lips=i love you
    kiss on the ear=you are special
    kiss on the nose=laughter
    kiss on the cheek=friendship
    kiss on the forehead=i comfort u
    kiss on the neck=i want you
    kiss on the shoulder=u r wonderful
    kiss anywhere else=be careful......
    tear drop=i'm losing you
    crying=i lost you

  14. bandansrock123 bandansrock123
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 1:59pm UTC
    What do you say when Miley Cyrus falls down? ;)
    Hoedown!!

  15. kattx33 kattx33
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 7:05pm UTC
    what every kiss means
    kiss on the stomach; i'm ready.
    kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever.
    kiss on the ear; your my everything.
    kiss on the cheek; we're friends.
    kiss on the hand; i adore you.
    kiss on the neck; we belong together.
    kiss on the shoulder; i want you.
    kiss on the lips; i like you.
    What the gesture means...
    holding hands; Wwe definitely like each other.
    slap on the butt; that's mine.
    holding on tight; i don't want to let go.
    looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you.
    playing with hair; tell me you love me.
    arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go.
    laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you.
    Advice;
    don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    if you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in l♥ve.
    Requirements;
    post this again after reading!!
    or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, L♥VE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Repost this as what every kiss means


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. iloveyouu_x3 iloveyouu_x3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 7:39pm UTC
    tell her shes perfect for you . pick her up , and pretend like your going
    to throw her in the pool . she'll kick and scream, but secretly she'll love
    it. protect her. hold her hand when you talk to her. look at her like shes
    the only girl you ever want to be with . when she least expects it , pull
    her in and kiss her . tell her she looks beautiful. tickle her , even if she
    says stop . let her fall asleep in your arms . call her . kiss her forehead.
    give her piggy back rides . be slow , don't push anything . make her feel
    needed. kiss her in the rain. and when you fall in love with her , tell her;
    and make sure you're not lying.
    credit to jenax_xmariee for everything except the very last line and the formatting.

  19. bball4lifey bball4lifey
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 7:53pm UTC
    When a "friend" calls a friend
    fat and ugly.
    The hurt friend will just take it,
    But then it gets to the point
    where the hurt friend snaps
    and the friends cant be friends anymore.
    sad but my friend is being reallyyy mean and im tired of it!

  20. megphil13 megphil13
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    A þ ”
    peace around the world for generations
    i lovve fredd

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