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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:14pm UTC
    when i am dead,
    sext me through and ouija board

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:31pm UTC
    the fact that "#freebeiber" is trending
    on twitter after he go arrested for
    DUI is an insult to anyone who has
    ever lose someone to a drunk driver.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:45pm UTC
    it's the remix to ignition,
    college student edition.
    i eat poptarts for dinner,
    i can't afford my tuition.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    we all regret who we were in middle school. and high school. and yesterday. i regret who i am right now

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    That moment when you've just spent hours finishing a really good book
    And then you're expected to get back to reality

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

  7. cupcake_lover88 cupcake_lover88
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    so i have class with these guys who i think are really attractive well i have been sitting here listining to there convosations and they are really disrespectfull. i guess they got girls to send them pics and now they are showing eachother and one of them said "shes to fat to be hot" i have lost all respect for these guys.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:03pm UTC
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    Someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm
    Unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
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  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    When your problems are
    "Serious and everyone tells you' what's the big deal' "

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    spongebob's thigh gap tho

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    who needs friends when
    you have 30 chicken nuggets.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    what if saliva was just your taste buds
    jerking off to attractive food that you eat.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    if every kis begin with "k" then
    i'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out with me.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    i hate myself but i'm the only person
    allowed to hate myself because i'm freakin' spectacular.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    i'm the type of person who looks at
    menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    it's so weird that everyone's
    mom's name is mom.

  18. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 2:02am UTC
    My Grandad got expelled from Catholic School
    For referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as
    J.C. and the boys.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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