The Truth//
When you are a little girl, you would always dream of you being a princess. And if you were in distress, you would have a prince that would travel thousands of miles on horse back to rescue you and you would get married and end up happily ever after. Well then you grow up, and realize that’s just a bunch of bull. You would probably have to wait up there for days and days while you soon realize that the prince forgot about you, and he will never come and rescue you because he is too busy sweet talking Princess Patsy. So you’ll have to rescue yourself, walk all the way home, and end up all alone, crying yourself to sleep every night wondering what in the heck you did wrong to deserve something so horrible. But no, the prince doesn’t think that way. He’s too busy wooing Princess Patsy to give a care about you. That is some happily ever after, huh? Well it’s the cold hard truth. And sadly, there is more. Also when you were little, you always thought that you would be popular and all the other popular girls would be nice to you and everyone else. Well that’s wrong too. It turns out to be that you try to be popular. You know, the normal stuff, like starving yourself, dying your hair bleach blonde, tanning yourself until you are the perfect shade of pumpkin, buying the name brand clothes for hundreds of thousands of dollars you don’t have, the whole deal. And then after all that trouble you epically fail because the leading popular person puts you down so much that you feel so ugly and stupid and worthless, that you just want to die.
How About That For A Happily Ever After?