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countrygirl_17
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July 28, 2012 9:21pm UTC

I want a guy who will see me wearing
sweatpants, messy hair, and no
makeup and the first words out of his mouth are
"WOW YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL."
<3

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yourcool
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June 9, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Crocs are the simplest form of birth control.

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sarahlouisekuhnexx
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May 26, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Q: Whats green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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secretsofagirl
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May 27, 2012 11:27am UTC

yesterday it happened.
My crush and I went to the movies.
He kept trying to kiss me but I was so nervous that I refused to look at him.
He knew I wanted it to happen,
so he kept trying.
I knew he wanted to kiss me.
He kissed my forhead and
whispered in my ear,
"Babe, look at me. Sit up and look at me."
I did what he had asked me to do
and I stared at him.
He brushed my hair behind my ear and he told me he loved me and
then he kissed me.
It was my first kiss.
Afterwards he smiled and said,
"Will you go out with me?"
I said yes and then he kissed me again. It was the best day of my life!
♥
nmf. not a true story.

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IfYouWalkAway_
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May 26, 2012 5:13pm UTC

You know he's a keeper when#3
You smile stupidly while reading his texts♥

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TaylorSwiftReal
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May 26, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Comment or fave and I will write something on your profile ♥
Love,
Tay

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wittyquotesgurl
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May 26, 2012 2:53am UTC

Now that school is gonna be over,
I'm going to miss seeing
him in school everyday...
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May 26, 2012 11:58am UTC

I ended up liking you more then i origanlly planned.

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fight4you
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May 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Boys. Pay Attention.
The rightway to kiss a girl: push her up against a wall, hold her arms above her head and kiss her like you mean it
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xxokiraxxo
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May 26, 2012 5:17pm UTC

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DoriiLovesYouh
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May 20, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Me: what time is it?
Friend: the clock is right there.
Me: b***h did i ask you where the clock was?

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BravoSierra
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May 25, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters.
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FallingApart_
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April 27, 2012 6:41pm UTC

If only forgetting you
was as (easy) as pointing a wand to my [head] and saying
"Obliviate"

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jesusthebabe
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Read?
i am a cutter, but its taking over my life and i NEED to stop, my mum knows but says it is just silly, i have tried the butterfly project and failed many times. You see i cant go 2 days without slitting.its upsetting people around me.i cant stand that, the thing is i have also given my self such low blood i have such rubbish circualtion my hands go purple.. so i came to witty, i need you girls help! so for every fave i get, i will go a day without slitting? i know its alot to ask i just need to stop... and soon..if you took the time to read thankyou so much(:

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Alliebabeexoxo
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April 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC

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Did you have lucky charms today for breakfast? because you look magicly delicious .

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13MusicSpazXx
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April 10, 2012 12:32pm UTC

I love cereal.
Me too.
Oh well I guess we should make out then.
-thisisnotmyfairytaleending tumblr

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T_Cat5
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April 17, 2012 10:35am UTC

If you were a Transformer
you'd be Optimus Fine.

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