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anotherheart

1. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 7:25am UTC
   To anyone who’s ever had acne
   I don’t understand how on acne adds on tv they get a girl or a guy with like one little pimple which is probably an effect and then after one wash they have beautiful perfect skin? No way is that even possible, we are being ripped off into buying these products which most of the time don’t even work! I cant wait for the day when they actually get an actor for those adds who actually do have skin problems, then their product would sell faster.
   Like this if you have ever seen this on tv and were annoyed.
   
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2. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 12:32pm UTC
   Here's to the witty users who..
   Bust their ases off writing quotes and after all their hard work it only gets two favs. They work the hardest.
   Keep on writing.
   
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3. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 6:55am UTC
   For some girls
   They spend the first 10 years of their life playing with barbie’s.
   The next ten years they try to look like one.
   
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4. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 6:47am UTC
   Is it just me or...
   Has anyone ever tried to fall back asleep just to finish a dream?
   
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5. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 6:44am UTC
   Girls
   Are good at faking smiles.
   Boys
   Are good at faking feelings
   
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6. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 7:08am UTC
   Big Bang theory
   Sheldon: I made tea.
   Leonard: I don't want tea.
   Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
   Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
   Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
   Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
   Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
   
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7. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 7:04am UTC
   Higher level maths
   Martin goes into a shop and buys 3 apples for 80c, packet of crisps for 60c , 3 lollipops at 40c each.
   What is Martin's grandmothers, best friends dogs name?
   
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8. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 11:37am UTC
   Bad decisions
   make great stories
   
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9. anotherheart
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 11:30am UTC
   My room might be a mess...
   But i know where everything is
   
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10. anotherheart
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:26am UTC
    The heart attack moment when...
    the teacher asks you to continue reading and you dont know which page.
    
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11. anotherheart
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Admit it
    We alll know where our friend's houses are but we dont know their addressess
    ♥
    CookieDoughFormats
    
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12. anotherheart
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Some people are like clouds
    When they disappear its a simply awesome day
    ♥
    
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