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  1. xpeacexluvxparty xpeacexluvxparty
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 10:03am UTC
    In order to be irreplaceable,
    One must always be different
    - Coco Chanel

  2. LSODdancer LSODdancer
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    I thought you were my best friend... but then she came along and now all I know is that your not the person who i thought u were. Soo much for being always there for me..
    -Fav if u have experienced the same thing:(


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over

  6. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

  7. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  8. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  9. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE


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  11. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 10:43am UTC
    &&& I've always wondered
    what Edward does
    when Bella is on her period
    **olld. remadee itt.

  12. sarad1523 sarad1523
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Am I the only one?
    ONE ON WITTY THAT HIGHLIGHTS A QUOTE JUST BECAUSE
    It has some?
    I blank spaces…
    Like because
    you just highlighted this

  13. beautiful_gurl beautiful_gurl
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    This is hilarious...
    Go to google translate. Type,
    "will justin bieber ever hit puberty."
    english to vietnamese. copy the
    vietnamese words & translate to
    english. then laugh.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:54am UTC
    WHY I CHECK MY VOICEMAIL:
    5%: Because I care about my missed calls.
    95%: To get rid of the annoying icon on my phone.

  16. nizoramax13 nizoramax13
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 10:28am UTC
    WHO REMEMBERS
    Boys in Motion
    from
    THATS SO RAVEN?
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    format by silje_x3

  17. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 9:51pm UTC
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  18. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm taking → a survey.
    If you support gay marriage; comment.
    If you are against gay marriage; comment.
    If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.


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