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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 10:58am UTC

The playful conversation starts,counter all your quick remarks like passing notes in secrecy.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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December 18, 2011 3:48pm UTC

HARRY STYLES.
LIAM PAYNE.
LOUIS TOMLINSON.
NIALL HORAN.
ZAYN MALIK.
ONE DIRECTION. <3

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 9:56am UTC

They hope you choke on the lies you tell,
Who? The girls you put under your spell.
They thought you were different,
Not like other guys,
They'll drown in all the tears you made them cry.
(mine, but it isn't very good :/)

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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November 2, 2011 12:22pm UTC

Let's gather round the campfire, and sing our campfire song.
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song,
And if you don't think we can sing it faster then you're wrong.
But'll help if you just sing along...
BUM, BUM, BUM.
~Spongebob, Campfire song :D

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 29, 2011 12:54pm UTC

I woke up with a strange tattoo
Not sure how I got it, not a dollar in my pocket
And it kinda looks just like you
Mixed with Zach Galifianakis
La, la, la, WHATEVER.
La, la, la, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
La, la, la, OH WELL.
La, la, la.
~TONIGHT, TONIGHT. HOT CHELLE RAE.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 12:36pm UTC

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You can buy your hair if it won't grow.
You can fix your nose if he says so.
You can buy all the make-up M.A.C can make.
But if you can't look inside you, find out who am I too.
Be in a position to make me feel so
damn unpretty.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 11:52am UTC

"No offence."
I'm already offended.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 29, 2011 11:51am UTC

"No offence."
I'm already offended.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 29, 2011 11:08am UTC

When you're in the car with a parent and they have road rage...
You sit there quietly, but you're just thinking 'We're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die.'

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 28, 2011 9:18am UTC

Little miss perfect,
Sitting at the train stop,
Red nike high tops,
Listening to hip hop,
While we were waiting,
Started conversating.
Before I got her name,
Along came a train.
Next stop, Brooklyn.
Now I'm looking,
She was covered in leather and gold...
~Somewhere In Brooklyn, Bruno Mars.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 27, 2011 4:10pm UTC

Mom: DINNER'S READY!
Me: *runs downstairs* Where's my dinner?
Mom: It'll be ready soon.
Me: ...?

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 27, 2011 3:57pm UTC

And I don't want the world to see me,
Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
When everything's made to be broken.
I just want you to know who I am.
♥Iris by the GooGoo Dolls. ♥

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 27, 2011 3:47pm UTC

Friends.
Phoebe: Hey, why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because...it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No, it's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider man. You know, Goldmen is a last name, but there isn't actually a gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay...There should be a gold man!

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 27, 2011 3:30pm UTC

Drake & Josh.
Mr. Nichols: *throws ball to Drake.* Think fast!
*ball hits lamp*
Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 27, 2011 3:19pm UTC

"Do you want to get grounded and end up mopping floors like me?"
"Would I get to wear that purdy apron?"
Drake and Josh. :D

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 27, 2011 3:07pm UTC

Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco.
~ Mean Girls.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 26, 2011 2:28pm UTC

He said;
"Oh my god! You look just like Shakira. No, no, you're Catherine Zeta!"
Actually, my name's Marina.
~Hollywood by Marina and the Diamonds.

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andmaytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour
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October 26, 2011 1:33pm UTC

And may the odds be ever in your favour!
~ The Hunger Games.

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