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andillbefine

1. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 5:43pm UTC
   Me: I'm not a wimp!
   Him: That's right, you're a baby
   Me: I'm not a baby!
   Him: Nope, you're my baby
   truestory//
   
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2. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2011 12:17am UTC
   Your crush is in a relationship with The b*tch that you hate
   ♥ Saturday at 8:37 · Like · Comment · See Friendship
   Everyone but you like this.
   
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3. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 3:03pm UTC
   Heres to the girls who;
   Spend an hour trying to have the perfect* hair
   >>Cry themselves to sleep over him
   Eat away their emotions
   *Wish they were as pretty as her
   L o v e t a y l o r s w i f t
   Gossip without even realizing
   [[Laugh at their own jokes]]
   Feel.alone.when.they.most.need.a.friend.
   ~Eat that big piece of cake and LOVE it
   & over think very little thing
   Heres to every girl
   
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4. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 10:13pm UTC
   Dear automatic hand sanitizer dispenser,
   I don't have baby hands
   Love, I want more sanitizer
   
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5. andillbefine
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   August 11, 2011 11:53pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 2:47pm UTC
   What's on your mind?
   Him, like always
   Share
   nmf
   
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7. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 2:06am UTC
   Patrick: Liar, liar plants for hire
   Spongebob: Patrick, its pants on fire
   Patrick: Well you would know, liar!
   
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8. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 1:34am UTC
   & who else remembers
   Roger from Sister Sister?
   
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9. andillbefine
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2011 6:58pm UTC
   Turn On #4
   >>Older Guys
   
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10. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Maybe your hair isn't always perfect, and your makeup is a little smudged. Maybe your teeth aren't that clear shade of white, and your clothes don't always match. But guess what? NONE of that will matter in the long run. Stop stressing the small things and live your life. <3
    
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11. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    Turn on #1
    Guys that smell good
    
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12. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:57am UTC
    Taylor Swift,
    Thank you for
    perfectly
    describing my life
    at the moment.
    Love, forever crying
    
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13. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    I'm a teenage girl.
    I dream of finding love.<3
    I talk about others.*
    >>I wish I was perfect.
    I over think everything.**
    [[Jealousy? Don't get me started.]]
    ~I try to make everyone happy.
    Everything seems like the end of the world.
    And yes, I always think about him..<33
    //mine//
    
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14. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 9:59am UTC
    You. Me. Bed. Now.
    Yes, I was talking to my teddy bear! Now favorite if you had a dirty thought. *
    
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15. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    >>Favorite if
    *you think that
    [[Witty should give]]
    >>notifications.
    //mine..
    
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16. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:23am UTC
    >>The awkward conversation
    when you ask whats up and the person
    just replies saying what they are doing.
    No question of what you are doing.
    
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17. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    So today,
    I heard my mom tell my dad to close his legs
    because his nuts kept falling.
    I was very disturbed.
    Turns out, he was eating pistachios and putting the shells on his legs.
    ///true story///
    
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18. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Cupcake Wars;
    >>2 words that should never be used together.
    //mine//
    
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19. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    Prude:
    Another way of saying that you have self respect.
    
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20. andillbefine
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    & R e m e m b e r w h e n
    DS download was the cool thing to be doing?
    *mine
    
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